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Four Eyes Walk into a Bar III

By Jimmy Johnson


This site went down overnight, but after an hour on the phone this morning to Mumbai, everything is back to normal. The crisis did throw me behind schedule, so I’m going to drop off two more strips from the 2013 spectacle. I had a lot of fun with this one, apparently.
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19 responses to “Four Eyes Walk into a Bar III”

  1. TruckerRon Avatar

    We had fun with it too, Jimmy!

  2. Bob in Orland Park Avatar
    Bob in Orland Park

    Glad you’re back

  3. Jim in TN Avatar

    EYE see what you did there Arlo!

    A fun series!

  4. JACKQULINE MONIES Avatar
    JACKQULINE MONIES

    Molecules.

  5. sandcastler™ Avatar
    sandcastler™

    Stopped at a Kolache Factory to pick up breakfast. As I was parking a sailor entered. Then a cowboy stepped in just ahead of me. Must be a joke in this; a sailor, a cowboy, and an old hippie walk into a Kolache Factory…

  6. JACKQULINE MONIES Avatar
    JACKQULINE MONIES

    What kind of kolaches? Were they good?

  7. Morphy Avatar
    Morphy

    Sandcastler, confusion, realization, double take, all in an instant. I know I have miskeyed, dropped, inserted and doubled punctuation myself.

    But I truly stumbled over how to park a sailor. Thanks for the laugh. Sweet or savory on in the kolaches?

  8. Morphy Avatar
    Morphy

    Jackie, the ‘molecules’ is slipping from me. In my mind I can see either Kaley Cuoco or Marilyn Monroe; even Cary Grant or Johny Galeki. Help nail it down for me, please.

  9. JACKQULINE MONIES Avatar
    JACKQULINE MONIES

    Kathy Cuocco wearing glasses. Google YouTube.

    Marilyn did similar shtick in glasses.

  10. emb Avatar
    emb

    Apparently Kolache Factories have not reached the Northland yet. Actually, we have more downtown locally owned coffee/lunch places than one might expect in Bemidji [Cantabria, w/ an adjacent pawn shop owned by same couple, is my favorite], + Dunn Bros., which makes excellent cubanos, etc. and of course has top notch coffee. Also, a local employee-owned supermarket has a fine cafeteria/deli/salad bar spot, warm and comfy. Two sons and one daughter-in-law and I ate there twice when they were here for a couple of days last wk. Peace,

  11. JACKQULINE MONIES Avatar
    JACKQULINE MONIES

    Kolache shops often resemble dougjnut shops in Texas. Or bakeries.

  12. sandcastler™ Avatar
    sandcastler™

    Murphy,
    One uses a tug boat, appropriately sized to the sailors mass, then ease them to a bar stool.

    Sausage and gravy kolaches.

  13. Ghost Avatar
    Ghost

    sand: Thought you were going to say they were having a Village People reunion there.

  14. Morphy Avatar
    Morphy

    Sandcastler, better double up on those stern lines before the big blow comes. Anything I know about seamanship I learned from Bogart movies. I guessed at what a kolache was. I had expected something like a paczki. When I looked it up, the picture made me think quiche. And when I read Hungarian, I thought what that needs is more paprika!

    Jackie, thanks for placing that for me. Yeah, she leaned on that one word pretty firmly. I’m trying to think if Marilyn and Cary did a bungling professor movie together, or if there were different stars I am matching incorrectly.

  15. Morphy Avatar
    Morphy

    Ghost, a cop walked in, but no one could find a warbonnet.

  16. Morphy Avatar
    Morphy

    I did find the movie Monkey Business easily once I looked. Surprised I had forgotten that. Pretty energetic if I remember right.

  17. Mark in TTown Avatar
    Mark in TTown

    this is the only Monkey Business movie I’ve seen:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xAIcj5aboQ

  18. Morphy Avatar
    Morphy

    Thanks, Mark. I knew the title was familiar for other reasons. Howard Hawkes also made a movie in 1952, starring Monroe, Grant, Ginger Rogers, Charles Coburn. Better living through chemistry/fountain of youth formula had several people acting very much below their chronical age, and comedy ensues. If I have my mental recollection intact, what stood out to me were the physical gags by the usually stoic Cary Grant, very energetic. As if Jerry Lewis’s professor had done some of the choreography work. Or Dick Van Dyke.