My secret ambition is to grow my hair long enough to wear in a ponytail: you know, the middle-age renegade look. I think it’s a cool look, but I don’t want to have to put up with all that hair 24/7. How would I wear it when I slept? Would it be a lot of trouble to wash? Would I look like Charles Manson when I took my hair down? Maybe a fall would be the answer.