Going Out of Business!!

by Jimmy Johnson


Do you do something like this in your home? In reality, I set the electric blanket on “2” for the cats; I’m a cheap so-in-so. Speaking of money, I’m going to get rid of some things beginning tomorrow. No, we’re not going out of business, but we’re having a clearance sale in the spirit of “The Victory Shop.” In the town where I grew up, “The Victory Shop” was a small clothing store that was continually going out of business. Year in and year out, permanent signs announced “Closing our Doors! Everything Must Go!” It might still be there for all I know. But back to our business. See the banner at the bottom of this page that says, “T Shirts?” Well, it’s about to be gone, along with the shirts themselves. Don’t buy one today! They’re going on sale tomorrow. Not all sizes and colors will be available: it is a clearance sale. Also, in cooperation with “Faraway Places” of Iuka, Mississippi, ten pieces of professionally framed original art from last Saturday’s art show will be made available. Come early for our door-buster specials.

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27 responses to “Going Out of Business!!”

  1. Mark in TTown Avatar
    Mark in TTown

    Just checked Galerie A&J, nothing new yet.

  2. Jerry in Fl Avatar
    Jerry in Fl

    As far as I know at this point I have not been accused of sexual harassment. Such charges are coming so fast (not a pun) these days that it is possible that it has happened and I missed it. Therefore I think that I should admit that in the 11th grade I was attempting to get to second base one evening with a young lady when she said no. At the time, unlike teenagers of today, this was unknown territory but when she said no I knew enough to know what that meant. Many years later, having been married twice and becoming a father once, I once attempted to give a date a goodnight kiss without getting written permission first and as she turned her head I found myself kissing her cheek. Therefore, it is painfully obvious that I have been guilty of sexual harassment. As I understand it this means that I must either resign from my congressional seat or begin a run for election to such a seat, as such seats are becoming more and more available. I have to go now as the tv networks will be calling any minute.