I’m glad Auburn won but not for the obvious reasons. Winning is liberating. If Auburn had lost the big football game last night, especially as close as it was, I would feel terrible this morning. As it is, the spell is lifted. A new day dawns, and my fortunes are unchanged. I can look back and ask myself, “What was that all about?” That’s how it is with me, anyway. Congratulations to the Ducks on a fine season, and congratulations to the young men of Auburn University, my alma mater.

I was thinking we’d looked at this old GWTW send-up recently, but my search engine assures me we haven’t. That’s good enough for me. Sorry, Margaret.