What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? “Nacho cheese!” Redman in the Big O told me that joke. He thinks it’s funny. Of course, he’s also an Arlo & Janis fan. Actually, I think it’s kind of funny myself. Of course, it helps if you live where people might talk that way. If you live where someone is more likely to say, “Hey, Dude, that cheese doesn’t belong to you,” the joke will not work as well. You’ll have to excuse Redman. And me. We’re already tired of talking about football. And why is “holistic” not “wholistic?”