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Another difference in men and women: women’s wallets never contain wavy business cards and old hand-written notes where the ink has washed and run. A woman would never forget to leave her purse on dry land before wading or diving into water. That’s a good thing, too. The scale of the disaster would far exceed a few damp business cards and notes. I’ll have to leave it there, because I don’t have a lot of time today.