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Showing His Ars Poetica

By Jimmy Johnson

October 10, 1996


I’m not just trying to string you along or just trying to get out of a little work. I’m trying to do both. So, the first “Arlo & Janis Poet Laureate for a Day” will be announced tomorrow, in a special Saturday edition. Seriously, I don’t have time this morning to do this grave matter justice. Plus, remember, it’s not like a real contest. But it’s been fun, and the fun continues. I did take time to dig out the above, a discussion of poems and poetry between Gene and his girlfriend Ruth. Ruth always has been one of my favorite characters. She sprang up in the hallway of Gene’s middle school one day and continued to write her own material for several years.


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23 responses to “Showing His Ars Poetica”

  1. Steve From Royal Oak, MI Avatar

    Ruth was certainly a character, but I’m glad that Gene ended up with Mary Lou. She had quite a story as well.

  2. Lynn Avatar
    Lynn

    I lost the Thanksgiving limerick contest a couple of years ago and am still too despondent to apply again. But I ask you, shouldn’t I have won with this?

    Turkey shares his joy
    With his happy happy song
    “Gobble gobble GOB……”

    I think the winner paid off the judge!

  3. Mark in TTown Avatar
    Mark in TTown

    Thanksgiving: when the gobbler becomes the gobbled.

  4. Robert Avatar
    Robert

    There once was a comic named Johnson
    Whose poem contest became a long one
    He’d read with despair,
    There is no winner there,
    So he gave up and awarded the wrong one.

    Judging is a beast, there were all fun.

    1. Robert Avatar
      Robert

      Spacing matters. Judging is a beast was meant as an observation, and spaced lower than the limerick, but that is not how it appeared, as well as the misspelling they were all fun.
      Joys of internet editing.

    2. Robert Avatar
      Robert

      Last line of judging is a beast was not meant to be part of the limerick. I placed a line space between it and it did not carry over.
      Might as well correct the spelling of there to “they were.” Computer editing… I wrote my correction once, and it disappeared so hopefully this isn’t a duplicate.

  5. Ghost Avatar
    Ghost

    December 4, 2013: I stood by the side of a hospital bed as my sister, my only sibling, took her last breath and slipped peacefully away.
    December 4, 2020: I sat by the side of a hospital bed as Jackie sat on the edge of its other side, eating her lunch, unassisted.
    Finally, something about 2020 turned out better.

    1. Steve From Royal Oak, MI Avatar

      We have SO much to be thankful for, but sometimes it takes a bit of perspective. In 2002, my fairly new car broke down in Chandron, NE and when the tow driver picked me up to take me to the dealer, it was only 2 miles away. I told him that I was really lucky. He laughed and said that I might be the first person that he ever picked up to say that and I told him that I had driven about 300 miles without a large town through the state of Nebraska and my car broke down 2 miles away.

      Keep counting your blessings and we will be praying for all of you.

      1. Dawn Avatar
        Dawn

        Oh Steve! This is so funny! We live in Chadron, Nebraska! LOL

    2. Nancy Kirk in AZ Avatar
      Nancy Kirk in AZ

      YAYAYAYAY!!!! Thanks for the good news!!!

    3. Galliglo from Ohio Avatar
      Galliglo from Ohio

      🙂

      That is NOT a very good smiley! So…. I am HAPPY that this 12/4 is better for you.

      1. Galliglo from Ohio Avatar
        Galliglo from Ohio

        Well… it did turn out better than expected… 🙂

  6. Neal H Sanders Avatar

    An artist named Johnson slept late
    and pondered his ignoble fate;
    a snooze alarm saved him
    and synapses gave him
    a suitable strip for the date

  7. Steve in TN Avatar
    Steve in TN

    The meter is improved:

    The morning clock makes a loud clatter
    But stirs me not; it’s a small matter
    For soon I must cleave
    From my sheets to relieve
    The pressure in my swollen blatter

  8. Jerry in Fl Avatar
    Jerry in Fl

    Ghost, I am really sorry to hear about your loss. I was reading online re what people would do differently when they thought that things were safer than they are now. My wife’s family seems to think that I’m weird because I think that they should wear masks although two of them have the virus now Of course they all supported Trump so I’m not that surprised. I don’t owe them my life although they do owe me a significant amount of money.

  9. Jerry in Fl Avatar
    Jerry in Fl

    The winner-Steve.

  10. Steve in TN Avatar
    Steve in TN

    Improved meter:

    The morning clock makes a loud clatter
    But stirs me not; it’s a small matter
    For soon I must cleave
    From my sheets to relieve
    The pressure in my swollen blatter

  11. Bill in Paducah Avatar

    With considerable respect to the brilliance of Steve in TN, I suggest an edit for limerick meter:

    The morning clock makes a clatter,
    But stirs me not – a small matter,
    For soon I must cleave
    From my sheets to relieve,
    Pressure in my swollen bladder.

    Now, ‘scuse me while I go see a man about a horse…

    1. Terry Avatar
      Terry

      Clatter = Blatter

  12. Oldbear Avatar
    Oldbear

    Thanks for the good news about Jackie.
    .
    Now comes the hard part – making that thing work the way it is supposed to.

  13. Rick in Shermantown, Ohio Avatar
    Rick in Shermantown, Ohio

    Does anyone else recall going to a junior high school instead of a middle school?

    1. Dawn Avatar
      Dawn

      I went to junior high (rather than middle school), Rick, but only the one year that we lived in a suburb of Cleveland when I was in 7th grade. My family was from Arizona and we did not have them there — at least not then. Maybe they do now and I simply don’t know it. (When we moved back — Dad’s work changed back — I went to 8th grade at the same elementary school I’d been in before.)

      1. Rick in Shermantown, Ohio Avatar
        Rick in Shermantown, Ohio

        Dawn:

        Thanks for the reply.

        This town’s school system changed the name of the junior highs to middle schools. As far as I can tell, that is the only difference.