Spousal controls

by Jimmy Johnson

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For the record, I didn’t really have malaria. That was a joke. You know, from the comic strip? Indeed, I had another “mild” heart attack. I must be something of an anomaly. My weight is good. I don’t smoke. I eat better than most. My cholesterol count is better than normal. My arteries tend to be clear–except where they’re not. The doctors are asking me, “Why do you keep showing up here!?” The good news is, I’m very healthy on the whole. Thanks for all your concern.

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