I have always been a not-so-gentle critic of television, but that’s not to say I don’t watch it. How would I know what to make fun of if I didn’t? OK, so sometimes I watch, because it’s there. That’s the insidious nature of the medium, but I am relieved to report that it is becoming easier and easier to not watch. Oddly enough, watchability seems inversely proportionate to the number of available channels.