The Matter of the Meat

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This, cartoon readers, is known as “artistic license,” stepping ever so slightly outside the bounds of reality to make a joke or point. Arlo would never order a steak “well done” under any circumstances. He probably wouldn’t resolve to eat “less red meat,” either. He might resolve “to not eat any more red meat,” with the caveat “to not eat any less, either!”