“What gives me away?”

by Jimmy Johnson


I’m running a little late this morning. I have some things I’m doing and some things I should be doing, but I’ve been on a bit of a roll lately, with two consecutive posts. So, I thought I’d drop by another old A&J strip from 10 years ago. By the way, over at the Universal Uclick Web site Gocomics, A&J just surpassed 60,000 subscribers. That’s not bad! Thanks to all.

Buy the new book, "Beaucoup Arlo & Janis!"Today's "Arlo & Janis!"

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320 responses to ““What gives me away?””

  1. emb Avatar
    emb

    I didn’t think this site let us go past 300. Anyway, today’s Frank & Ernest is a gem, applicable from Le Pen to Marx.

    http://www.gocomics.com/frank-and-ernest?

    It is why I avoid politician’s speeches, even those whom I work, donate, and vote for. Peace,

    Pays to proofread: Last thing I keyed in was that second ‘.

  2.  Avatar

    Sand the Janis joke is part of a series about compulsive cleaners and dishwashers who take away what you are eating or cooking with and wash it before you are done with it or if you turn your back or take your hand off it.

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    I have to go back to dentist today. My autoimmune diseases cause decay of my teeth, even with constant maintenance so my checkups are bumped to every 90 days now. I have a car its now under one of my older caps in back and an old filling to replace.

    You didn’t think I did all this dental work out of pure vanity did you?

  4. Mark in TTown Avatar
    Mark in TTown

    Jackie, how’s the snakebite victim today?

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    Have to share this one a friend just sent:

    Bob got a text from his next door neighbor Joe, “I am riddled with guilt and I cannot live with myself any more without confessing and begging your forgiveness. I have been sharing and enjoying your wife whenever you’re away and not home, in fact more than you. I know it’s no excuse but I don’t get it at home and I have really enjoyed it. Please forgive me.”

    Bob feeling enraged and abused grabbed his gun and went into bedroom and shot his wife without a word.

    Then a second text arrived. “I really should proofread my Spellchecks, that was supposed to be wifi.”

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    Haven’t heard this morning. I need to call if he doesn’t make it here.

  7. Ghost Rider 6 Avatar
    Ghost Rider 6

    We’ve gone well beyond 300 posts, at least in the past. What it probably won’t let us do is go any posts beyond 10:34 AM CST today.

    Round up the orphans.

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    Just in case we are adrift on a lonely atoll, I love you all very much and wish some of us hold outs were on Facebook so we knew we were all still around. And glad I posted that Hal joke my friend sent me about my phone Spellcheck changes!

    Doing leg stretches on right leg. I am going to be lopsided, I quit efore I get left side equally exercised.

  9. emb Avatar
    emb

    The crud on the left [east] end of the long horizontal beam showed up yesterday, but looked fresher. Probably leftovers. There was a falcon on site earlier. Still have not seen two at once. Peace,

    http://www.chesapeakeconservancy.org/peregrine-falcon-webcam

  10. emb Avatar
    emb

    Sick joke, like the one, “first, let’s make sure he’s really dead” . . . BANG! Peace,

  11. Mark in TTown Avatar
    Mark in TTown

    “They shot Fritz, they shot Fritz! Oh, Fritz, you’re ok? Bang. They shot Fritz, they shot Fritz.” Ralph Bakshi, what movie?

  12. emb Avatar
    emb

    Female on nest, one eaglet hatched, 2nd of 3 pipped. Yay! Peace,

    http://www.webcams.dnr.state.mn.us/eagle/

  13. Steve From Royal Oak, MI Avatar

    Well, it’s 10:16 CST. I suspect this will be one of the last posts…Until JJ rescues us!

  14. Mark in TTown Avatar
    Mark in TTown

    1030 and counting.

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    Nope. World ends at 10:30, details at 11.

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