There’s nothing wrong with a good pun. The reason puns are thought of as lowly, or cheap, is because truly good puns are very difficult and very rare. They are not a pointless scrambling of words and letters, and they should not be so obvious–or so reaching—as to elicit nothing but groans and rolling eyes. In fact, puns are so difficult, an entire sub-genre of humor has grown up around them: jokes about how bad puns are. (See Pearls before Swine.) I’ve done maybe two or three good puns in my entire career. I count the above as one of them.

Clear as Mud
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281 responses to “Clear as Mud”
It sounds like your first venture out, Charlotte, was a wonderful success. I’ve had a few leg, foot, and ankle accidents (I’m a klutz) and that first driving experience afterward can feel a little awkward. When you said the shopping was entertaining, were you referring to people watching? Or to the enjoyment you felt being able to get out and do the everyday things that we take for granted?
Yep, Jean, he definitely goes on the list for the award. I’m sure he would have said the idea to keep it in a pillowcase was a BISLAGIATT (“But It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time”).
Denise in Michigan and Jean, a pillowcase or cloth bag is the method of choice for confining a captured snake, but only till you can get it into a more permanent container. Guy should have paid more attention to knot-tying in the Scouts, and bought himself an aquarium!
Important information for storm season: http://www.al.com/opinion/index.ssf/2015/04/james_spanns_3_tips_for_surviv.html#incart_river
Dear Debbe, many thanks for your kind wishes, you are so nice to send me your thoughts when Lord knows, you have plenty of troubles of your own. May your problems fade away and resolve into better days. I feel sorry about the children, but who knows, never say never.
Denise, you know just how I feel. Yes, I get lots of entertainment from a supermarket trip. People-watching is fun, the freedom of walking around is nice, and seeing the market as a “Temple of Abundance” as I do; also “The Temple of Excess and Greed”. I have to shake my head in wonder at the mountains of soft drinks and bottled water, the near infinite variety of snacks and chips, shelf after shelf of bags and packages. But I also like seeing the bright colors of the packages, the colorful arrangement of fruit, vegetables and greens in Produce, even the frozen foods glittering behind their glass doors. It’s all good!
Norm, thanks for the compliment. I’m a little disappointed that the vanity plate I thought was so clever didn’t go over too well here. I’m going to put it on Facebook and see what my family and friends get out of it!
Technology is a wonderful thing. This commercial from nike on Y2K that I still enjoy. Especially his reaction to the other jogger….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhF7dQl4Ico
Polaroids, haven’t thought about them in a long while. Now where in the world did my favorite picture of my better half ever get off to in all of the moves?
OF due 1409[NOW]-1429 CST. emb
http://www.nps.gov/features/yell/webcam/oldFaithfulStreaming.html
Miss Charlotte – “charge out of it.” So subtle, I missed it the first time. Excellent execution! Bravo! I’ll have to read your posts more closely – I’m missing out!
OF due 1854-1914 CST. Lovely distant geyser now, if the webcam operator hasn’t moved on. emb
http://www.nps.gov/features/yell/webcam/oldFaithfulStreaming.html
The 4:35 MDT eruption of OF was spectacular! The water column was about 5 times the height of the tree line at the level of zoom that put the bleachers at the bottom of the screen. I’ve never seen it that tall before.
OF is about to blow.
Any second now.
Nodak Wayne-
I had the same thought.
I’ve always suspected the opportunity to take private photos was a major driver of the transition to digital photos.
Are you sure that’s Janis in panel 4? Should be, with Arlo in bed, but looks ~ the neighbor woman. emb
OF NOW. emb
http://www.nps.gov/features/yell/webcam/oldFaithfulStreaming.html
You never know what will turn up at a bird feeder: http://www.gocomics.com/closetohome/2015/03/30
Debbe
Lead story on the NEWS tonight was the Avian Flu
New possibility of transmission is wind borne dust and feathers.
This is different strain than last time. Vaccine in the works.
Probably will be too late this time and wont work next time.
Mark, that “Close to Home” is good. A Facebook friend sent me two photos of a real Cardinal in her birdbath, that she took this morning — nice.
Mindy, thanks for the appreciation. I posted the same story on Facebook today, which I’d said I would, for not too many Villagers seemed to get the humor. Well, I did get lots of comments on Facebook, they liked it and noticed the plays on words that I had enjoyed.
Dear emb, I’ve neglected to thank you for posting the Composers Datebook about Aaron Copland — it was very interesting. I’ve decided to look at that site and the Writers Almanac more often.
Charlotte in NH, you are welcome. I like that strip, though I don’t check it every day like I do this one.
Here’s something for Aaron Copland fans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hv5kAOWKpY
And here’s another good one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpBo2XWjC-Y
This will get your heart rate up!
Mark, thanks for the ELP links!
You’re welcome, TruckerRon. I think the first one was used by ABC Sports for years for the Olympic coverage theme.
Debbe 😉 Don’t worry, hon, we’re both fine.
So what happened to the first five?