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At Your Service

By Jimmy Johnson


Summer continues, but here is an old A&J from 2009. At least the door is open, and the lights are on.

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162 responses to “At Your Service”

  1. Rick in Shermantown, Ohio Avatar
    Rick in Shermantown, Ohio

    Today’s real-time strip not only broke the fourth wall, it obliterated it.

    Something else.

  2. Llee Avatar

    More tests and stuff for RObert yesterday, but it is sounding good. Ok, as good as such a crash might be. Here’s the last update from last night: Lumbar cath, head CT, & Optho went well. Drops for left eye, its swollen a bit open. Lumbar drain 1st done @ 5pm, 7cc over 1 hr, so good. Off the BP meds. Started feeding thru tube & added a CVP central venous pressure line to watch fluid levels such effect BP. After 8pm he was getting his mouth washed out & teeth brushed by nurse. He was following commands. I asked Rob to squeeze my hand as I said goodnight and he did, strong and eyes tried to open. My heart soared!

    ๐Ÿ™‚ And JJ today’s made me laugh out loud. THank you!

  3. Steve from Royal Oak, MI Avatar

    Yeah Jimmy, we’re not THAT old. I did google the origins of Top Banana. I guess if we are old, we don’t see that well either.

  4. Steve from Royal Oak, MI Avatar

    Thanks. Now I have the Chiquita Banana jingle stuck in my head!

  5. Bob ball Avatar
    Bob ball

    Steve, I’ve been in all three. In 1962 or ‘3 I participated in the theft of a sign pointing to Climax just off I-94. The perpetrator was an Olivet College music instructor as we returned from presenting a play at K College. He was gone by the next year. As for Hell, my late wife and I for 15-20 years led a “trip to Hell” on the Saturday before Halloween: Dinner at the Dam Site Inn, sometimes pizza, sometimes white tablecloth menu, followed by a drive to the Pinckney State Rec Area’s Silver Lake, followed by walking, in the dark, a mile on a dirt road and a mile on a hilly wooded path, flashlights discouraged. I presented gold bricks stamped with “Good Intentions Paving Co.” to all who went, and one year, I presented invitations for this dumb idea in a handbasket. Dumb idea, neat tradition. Widowed in 2011, I remarried in 2014, turned 80 last month and took up light jogging in the spring. I’m contemplating taking my new wife on a trip to Hell. But she won’t be up for camping at Bruin Lake; we’ll have to find a motel.

  6. Ghost Avatar
    Ghost

    Thanks for the update, Llee.

    “Any landing you can walk away from…” Although I suppose any landing that involves hitting power lines cannot be properly characterized as a “landing”.

  7. Ghost Avatar
    Ghost

    Footnote from last night regarding the tavern at which we ate: Jackie commented that what she remembered most about it was the bar and the pizzas she got there. Both her cousins swore the place had never made pizzas, and that perhaps her remembering the bar so well might have been related to her memory of the nonexistent pizzas.

    They both teased her unmercifully on a number of subjects. I could tell they had a lot of love for her, as well as great fondness for the memories of growing up with her. And like me, some of their best childhood memories obviously involved time spent with their cousins.

  8. Steve from Royal Oak, MI Avatar

    Bob: There is a race in hell in August that I never ran because it was the week before a major race in Flint.

    However my wife and I have been to Paradise twice. Tahquamenon Falls is one of the most awesome parks to see. Here is a link to the park:

    http://exploringthenorth.com/tahqua/tahqua.html

    I have to admit that I have only seen it in the summertime.

  9. ursen Avatar
    ursen

    Welp went into moderation, oh well.

  10. David in Austin Avatar
    David in Austin

    For any non-readers of “Wallace the Brave,” this is my kind of super-power:

    http://www.gocomics.com/wallace-the-brave/2017/7/21

  11. JACKQULINE MONIES Avatar
    JACKQULINE MONIES

    It is hot as he’ll in Louisiana. I am resting up yo go buy flowers at Hobby Lobby. A cold shower is in order.

    The seafood has been really disappointing. Two bad meals in a row! I am not happy about this but my relatives and guardians, everyone we came to see likes Ghost. How could they not?

  12. JACKQULINE MONIES Avatar
    JACKQULINE MONIES

    That came out wrong! I am not happy about bad seafood.

    I am happy relatives and others all like Ghost!

  13. Mark from TTown Avatar
    Mark from TTown

    It’s been over 100 in Tulsa the last couple of days, too. And the same tomorrow is forecast.

  14. Jerry in Fl Avatar
    Jerry in Fl

    “I don’t like the looks of it” said the king. “however, it may kiss my hand, if it likes.”
    “I’d rather not” the cat replied.-Lewis Carroll

  15. Ruth Anne in Winter Park Avatar
    Ruth Anne in Winter Park

    Jerry: you’re sounding like your old self there ๐Ÿ™‚

  16. Jerry in Fl Avatar
    Jerry in Fl

    My old self thanks you.

  17. Old Bear Avatar
    Old Bear

    I found that cat ringing the bell – It was not my friend Gerry

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhfEUMDUlKQ

    If ours learned to ring the bell it would be a full time job letting them in and out.
    It is nearly that now.

  18. Old Bear Avatar
    Old Bear

    WOW
    Everyone is sleeping in today

    GM Debbe & Mizz Charlotte

  19. Ghost Avatar
    Ghost

    LA to OK via TX today.

    Bumper sticker seen on p/u with TX plate last time I was there: “Welcome to Texas. Now go home.”

  20. Ghost Avatar
    Ghost

    Our educational system continues to fail us, or something…

    News show on TV in lobby, covering christening of USS Gerald R. Ford and flashing facts about ship on screen: “Length of Flight Deck – 5 Acres”

  21. TruckerRon Avatar

    As a proctor at a local tech college, I am amazed by the confusion engendered by one simple question:

    “A forest ranger can see for 12 miles from the fire tower. How many square miles can he see?”

    If the multiple choice answers included 144 square miles, about 80% of them would choose it, thinking the observed shape would be a square. Some even tell me the shape of the area would be a triangle. ๐Ÿ™

  22. JACKQULINE MONIES Avatar
    JACKQULINE MONIES

    Ghost says he can see a circle with a radias of 12 miles and the answer is area=pi R squared.

    Show your work.

  23. Old Bear Avatar
    Old Bear

    TR & Jackie

    Pie are round.

  24. TruckerRon Avatar

    Especially at VI on Wednesdays.