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Conspicuous by Their Absence

By Jimmy Johnson


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Think about it. We should be living in the golden age of UFO sightings. Every sentient person is walking around with a cell phone that doubles as a camera—a camera that can instantly duplicate a photograph to a technically unlimited number of recipients, including news outlets who are more than happy to post unsolicited material these days in lieu of paying actual reporters. And where is Big Foot?

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168 responses to “Conspicuous by Their Absence”

  1. Evan Avatar
    Evan

    Ghost,

    What is the significance of the 6″ regarding the tactical boots? I am going to go out on a limb and rule out stiletto heels. 😉

  2. Ghost Rider 6 Avatar
    Ghost Rider 6

    These boots have 6″ tops, as opposed to ones with 8″ tops (which I also have) that come further up the calf of your leg. I got El Fantasma (ask Lady Mindy) to test the stiletto heels version, but he said they were hell to maneuver in when on muddy or rocky terrain. 🙂

  3. Jerry in Fl Avatar
    Jerry in Fl

    TR, good guess. Ghost, do you know something that we don’t? Of course, as previously noted, I don’t have a single gun. Janis, with that door hanging in mid air, you seem to be in the Twilight Zone. If you get on a train you can join us here in Willoughby. Jeans, a t-shirt and slip-on canvas shoes.

  4. Jerry in Fl Avatar
    Jerry in Fl

    The shirt is lime green and the shoes are navy blue. I guess that I need to change into my green ones.

  5. Jerry in Fl Avatar
    Jerry in Fl

    Ghost, were you at the House of Chong last night? That’s where we ate. We were there at about five o’clock.

  6. Ghost Rider 6 Avatar
    Ghost Rider 6

    Early bird special, Jerry? 🙂

    No, I dined in a different (not altered) state last night. Last time I had Asian food in PNS was at Tu-Do Vietnamese Restaurant. I’ve also eaten at the nearby Pho Golden Palace & Vietnamese Restaurant, which a friend in the area tells me now serves better pho. New Yorker Deli & Pizzeria is another favorite stop when I’m in town.

    I know that when seconds count, the police are only minutes away.

  7. curmudgeonly ex-professor Avatar
    curmudgeonly ex-professor

    If my eyes did not deceive me, the bald eagles at Berry College in Georgia have an egg! When mom – I assume – moved to the side, there was certainly an oval of white color right where she(?) had been sitting.
    Check it out.

  8. Jerry in Florida Avatar
    Jerry in Florida

    The House of Chong was built in 1961 and hasn’t been painted since then, but it has the best Chinese in town. We ate lunch today of leftovers and haven’t finished yet.

  9.  Avatar

    Have driven new truck. Love the color and interior, drives great.
    Got cell phone synced to Blue Tooh. I have stations like Margaritaville on sound system. Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitude came on along with Boat Drinks. Worse than Hal.

    I think Mark and Ghost can fit in here, even at same time. Got crew cab. Big head and leg room.

  10. Ghost Rider 6 Avatar
    Ghost Rider 6

    Yep, Jackie, with a crew cab, all you need now is a crew.

    If you don’t mind saying, what is that color you love?

  11.  Avatar

    Caribou brown, super crew with 40 60 split seating front and back. No leather or butt heaters. Didn’t get the King Ranch. Got Oklahoma edition. Has lots of goodies.

  12. Old Bear Avatar
    Old Bear

    emb
    My brother had a classmate @BSC cir. ’63 that did go outside for 4 months.
    Used the tunnels to get to all his classes.
    He was from FL or AL as I recall.

    Neat photos – yes

  13. Old Bear Avatar
    Old Bear

    That was –did NOT go out side —
    It is not HAL but the fingers that fail.

    JJ where is that “edit” button 🙂

  14. Old Bear Avatar
    Old Bear

    Mark in TT
    Sn1gg3ring implys way more sarcasm than snickering.

  15. emb Avatar
    emb

    OB, Mark: Bet the problem is that it has the N-word in. Let’s see: Yesterday Molly Brown was snig gering at me. Peace, emb

  16. Mark in TTown Avatar
    Mark in TTown

    emb, By George, I think he’s got it! So the word police who programmed the software won’t accept a legitimate word because it contains an illegitimate one?

    I have a similar problem with an anagram game on my computer. Not with my language, but because my mental dictionary contains more words than theirs.

  17. Mark in TTown Avatar
    Mark in TTown

    emb, the tunnel story sounds like the Alvin York VA hospital in Murfreesboro, TN. It has enclosed passages connecting the main buildings and most directions on-site start “go down these stairs” or “take the elevator to the ground floor”.

  18. Mark in TTown Avatar
    Mark in TTown

    You can see them in this photo, just look for the long narrow gray roofs between buildings: https://www.google.com/maps/@35.9142045,-86.3785665,439m/data=!3m1!1e3

  19. emb Avatar
    emb

    Does Rex Harrison say “By George, I think she’s got it!” in My Fair Lady, or just, “I think she’s got it!”? Anyway, thank you. emb

  20. emb Avatar
    emb

    ‘So the word police who programmed the software won’t accept a legitimate word because it contains an illegitimate one?’ Perhaps they neglected to program such as to avoid that. Seems to me some 4-ltr. words are embedded in longer words, but none come to my sleepy mind at the moment. emb

  21. TruckerRon Avatar

    Here in the village we ran into an embedded word several years ago: Saturday.

  22. Old Bear Avatar
    Old Bear

    If you talk about covered walkways you have to look at the
    Minneapolis Skyway system. Here is a map:

    http://www.skywaymyway.com/

  23. Old Bear Avatar
    Old Bear

    This one is not so detailed

    http://www.skywaydirectory.com/minneapolis-skyway.php

    On the first one click on the end of a line and it will tell you about that building