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False Start

By Jimmy Johnson

October 10, 2003

This applies to regular-season games. When it comes to the Super Bowl and the College Football Playoff Championship, it helps to have something to do during halftime. I have to keep this post short, but if you come here at all, you know a Monday post is as rare as hen’s teeth. (If birds descended from dinosaurs, why don’t they have teeth?)


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24 responses to “False Start”

  1. Rick in Shermantown, Ohio Avatar
    Rick in Shermantown, Ohio

    Just out of curiosity: Am I the only guy in the country who won’t watch the game tonight?

    I don’t know anyone on the teams, and I didn’t attend either school.

    Why bother with the game?

    1. TruckerRon Avatar

      There’s a game? 😉

      I quit watching sports some 30 years ago when I found myself scaring my daughters when I shouted at the TV.

      1. Rick in Shermantown, Ohio Avatar
        Rick in Shermantown, Ohio

        Where’s the Like button? This place needs a Like button. Gimme a Like button.

  2. joedon Avatar
    joedon

    Wow; nice way to start week with an early Monday am post. I wont watch game. My wife will use tv to watch start of Bachelor. There is another tv but no interest in game.

  3. DJJG7 Avatar
    DJJG7

    Thank you indeed for the Monday posting!

  4. Steve from Royal Oak, MI Avatar

    I have been walking in order to get in shape for another marathon in April. Although it was nearly 50 degrees on Saturday, it was cold at 7:30 so I walked at a very nice mall in Troy MI. I walked 35 times around, which came out to 14 miles. While I was walking I saw a rather tall fellow with twins in a stroller walking with his wife who had a baby in her stroller. I recognized the fellow as Matt Stafford, who is the starting QB of the Detroit Lions (He makes close to $30 million/year) I made a comment to him about his twins and we laughed, but other than that no one was bothering him. As I was watching his wife trying to calm her crying baby, I realized that no matter the fame or money, we all face some of the same challenges. I give him credit as he easily could hire someone else to raise his kids, but there he was with his family. The Lions season ended last Sunday, so I was surprised that he did not high tail it to somewhere warm. I am sure that he will spend part of the winter away from the cold.

    1. jimmyjohnson Avatar
      jimmyjohnson

      A Georgia man, I believe. Or at least a former quarterback for the University of Georgia.

      1. Steve from Royal Oak, MI Avatar

        He grew up in Dallas and played for UGA.

  5. emb Avatar
    emb

    There’s a game?

    Today’s newspaper comic: I made that sort of comment in passing a lot. Don’t remember her replying “You’re weird”, though she pointed that out in other contexts. Loved watching her. “All men are prancing, leering billygoats.” I’ve written here about the woman who said to her, “I hope my husband looks at me like that when I’m 79.” She probably doesn’t remember telling Elaine that.

    Supposed to hit +35F today. T’will be our 3rd January thaw in 2019; one lasted 2-3 days. [Daytime highs, that is. It freezes every night. May let you know when we get our first frost-free night.]

    Peace,

  6. John in Houston Avatar
    John in Houston

    I could go on for awhile. I volunteer at the Houston Museum of Natural Science and spend most time in the paleo hall. We have the largest paleo hall in America (Canada has a bit bigger one in floor space). We have the best most complete triceratops in the world (really) and to answer your question – it’s complicated

  7. Ghost Avatar
    Ghost

    Re 1-7-19 retro cartoon: What part of “halftime entertainment” do you not understand, Janis? 🙂

  8.  Avatar
    Anonymous

    Because the dinosaurs’ didn’t floss.

  9. Phil Carlos Avatar
    Phil Carlos

    Because the dinosaur’s didn’t floss

    1. Bob Avatar
      Bob

      Um, actually, Because the dinosaurs didn’t floss.

  10. MontanaPhil Avatar
    MontanaPhil

    I appear to be apostrophe -stricken this morning. I was so distracted by the fact that my handle had disappeared from the Name entry that I didn’t read the post before hitting submit

  11. Soup Dragon Avatar
    Soup Dragon

    In a sense, birds *are* dinosaurs.

    Modern birds descend from a dino-bird line that developed a lightweight beak, better suited for flying.

    Still, geese have tooth-like structures in their beak:
    http://www.mdavid.com.au/geese/geese.shtml

    1. TruckerRon Avatar

      That may explain why geese are so aggressive! When Canadian geese are in the area ponds we don’t bother to visit our local parks.

  12. Burns Avatar
    Burns

    News: The Boston Globe published an “Editor’s Note” saying that they heard their readers and realized that they removed too many comics. They asked for an email from readers stating their top 5 of the removed comics. I sent mine but also with thanks for keeping A&J. Mainly this is a comment that editors DO listen.

    1. JJ Avatar

      Thank you! That kind of input means a lot.

  13. James Pollock Avatar
    James Pollock

    ” (If birds descended from dinosaurs, why don’t they have teeth?)”

    Same reason turtles don’t.

  14. emb Avatar
    emb

    Today’s TIP Blog reads, “Cicero Accepting the Golden Globe For Best Orator in an Ancient Culture–Republic or Oligarchy, 1889” Well-known painting of the Roman Senate in session, w/ a lone senator sitting well apart from the others. Is there something about Golden Globe categories I don’t know? [I know nothing about them, & am not sure what they are awards for.
    Peace,

  15. emb Avatar
    emb

    JJ: That’s ~ to the question, “If we’re descended from apes, why are there still apes?” The answer to all such questions is basically the same. Re the apes: for the same reason there are still Acadians.

    Peace,

  16. Jackie Avatar
    Jackie

    Neither Ghost nor I were particularly aware of either the Golden Globes or the game. We stumbled over both since I haven’t turned on a television in four years.

    I am glad Rami Malek won for his amazing portrayal of Freddie Mercury. I am glad Freddie got to see his bio pic win best movie. He is probably strutting all over heaven raising his amazing vocal chords and grandstanding. He went too soon, too young, too talented.

    Yes, I think heaven is indiscriminate about your sexual proclivities. Freddie made points for loving cats. He wasn’t a Christian, but that voice. He’s somewhere singing high notes.