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Literary Achievement

By Jimmy Johnson


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I’m still mining Sundays from 10 years ago. I thought you might be interested to know that the big Web-page makeover that I’ve talked about recently (and have talked about off and on in the past) might really happen this time. If it doesn’t, I just wasted money on a retainer I paid to some fine young people who’re going to help me put it all together technically. Of course, I learned I’m still going to have to provide the content. Sheesh! It isn’t scheduled to roll out until spring, possibly even late spring, and I have no idea what it will look like, because I’ve yet to come up with a concept and the artwork to support it—that “content” bugaboo I mentioned. However, I will keep you posted as events warrant.

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442 responses to “Literary Achievement”

  1. sandcastler™ Avatar
    sandcastler™

    GR6, the FOD officer is a responsible position. Besides his actions show he needs close supervision and a more confined postion should be considered . I recommend squadron room FUMO log officer would be a better fit given his actions.

  2. Ghost Rider 6 Avatar
    Ghost Rider 6

    Thanks, c ex-p (chem). Even if that did also give me an awful flash-back to Organic Chemistry and Physical Chemistry classes. 🙂

  3. Ghost Rider 6 Avatar
    Ghost Rider 6

    Well, maybe a tenny one, Jackie. How was I to know she was the Base Commander’s daughter?

    And when you did the drop the glasses and look over them routine (with cleavage), did you ever say “…Molecule”?

  4. Jackie Monies Avatar
    Jackie Monies

    No but I often invited we go on a test ride.

  5. Jackie Monies Avatar
    Jackie Monies

    And I will add that in my father’s case it involved the commanding officer’s wife at the base in Florida. I am telling you, he may not have volunteered for crop duster duty in Africa and Italy.

    He and my mother were married for three months and he was sent overseas. I heard most of these stories from his friends, along with some more. I am my father’s child.

  6. emeritus minnesota biologist Avatar
    emeritus minnesota biologist

    According to some surveys and DNA analyses, nearly 10% of Americans think they are their “father’s” children, but aren’t. Apparently some women are “rovers”, like Lisa Minelli in “Cabaret.” Never saw the movie, but she and Joel Gray [whom I’ve seen on Johnny Carson] were fine on the vocals.

  7. Ghost Rider 6 Avatar
    Ghost Rider 6

    Somehow, I think Jackie *is* that man’s child.

    What are we going to name our book, Jackie? I’ve only been able to come up with a working title of “The Ghost and Mama Duck” but that sounds too much like a children’s book and somehow I don’t think our collaboration would be likely to produce one of those.

  8. Jackie Monies Avatar
    Jackie Monies

    I just committed (which my children will try and do) to buying a tricked out boat called “The Red Scamp Too” to be picked up by me in about three to four months at most in Washington, a customized and sail away package. I have that many months to work on physical rehab and I know I am not going to get in shape that fast to achieve reboarding using my friend’s stirrup method. Working on a travel schedule right now beginning in March to Florida and ending somewhere in October with my own boat festival. Well, plus one in Texas and one in North Carolina in October.

    Seriously, I intend to lose the Mama Duck appellation, that was when I took these little boats under my wings and while I still love the little boats, the Red Scamp Too will be by Gig Harbor Boats and they are elegant little boats. I am giving myself a year to have fun, either drown myself or have a fun year. All documented in print unless I have too much fun for a boating magazine.

    This boat has the largest cockpit in scale of it’s minute size and I think I will have fun. Goal is to be able to get into cockpit without boarding ladder and do self rescue by winter.

    If I were to also buy myself another Mustang or sports car of some sort to pull it with, the kids will definitely declare me insane. This boat can actually be pulled by either but I will probably not do that.

    So, maybe “Captains of the Sea and Sky?” with a mature audience rating? Lord, I gave up learning to fly when I gave up everything else, I will just go for one insane idea. Maybe fly fishing too? I find fly fishing sexy. Elegant fishing outfits, if Brad Pitt is a good example?

    Love, Jackie

  9. Jackie Monies Avatar
    Jackie Monies

    It is 2 a.m. and I am exhausted and going to bed laughing, Jimmy. Thank you for today’s A and J, that is totally hilarious. “Writing checks that your body can’t pay.”

    Still laughing out loud.

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  11. Debbe Avatar
    Debbe

    Good morning Villagers….

    Indy Mindy, those were good…so good even I would apply 🙂 Think I’ll copy and paste and email it to my Boss.

    I, like Sandcastler, was on the wrong page….geesh. So I’ve not read all above.

    Gotta go….manana…

    Love to all

    Debbe

  12. Rick in Shermantown, Ohio Avatar
    Rick in Shermantown, Ohio

    Arlo finished a book?

    What’s a book?

    I think I saw one once, but I’m not sure.

    If I did, it was years ago. It was pre-screen, I think.

  13. Ruth Anne in Winter Park, FL Avatar
    Ruth Anne in Winter Park, FL

    Interesting observation by the librarian at a local high school that is designated as our county’s “technology academy”. Every student there is issued a laptop so they all have the capability of reading ebooks. She has found that the vast majority prefer traditional print, possibly because they are tired of looking at a screen all day.

  14. John in Richmond Texas Avatar
    John in Richmond Texas

    top strip threw me for a second, I actually have this as one of my rotating A&J Sunday screen savers at work

  15. sandcastler™ Avatar
    sandcastler™

    If this is today, Good Morning Villagers. Rather, if this is yesterday blame Loon. She had a major deliverable that threwup on her sneakers. Therefore late night at the ranch debugging. It shipped just before midnight, error free.

  16. Jackie Monies Avatar
    Jackie Monies

    Good morning. It is cold here and I woke up to two cats on top of my side and the 10# dog, all stretched out with me sleeping on side, them atop. Like a 2 1/2 cat night. The others two were looking askance.

  17. emeritus minnesota biologist Avatar
    emeritus minnesota biologist
  18. Ghost Rider 6 Avatar
    Ghost Rider 6

    Don’t you hate it when your pets look at you askance?

    If Arlo has a significant number of rain-checks in the bank, perhaps that says as much or more about Janis than about him. Jusst sayin’…

  19. emeritus minnesota biologist Avatar
    emeritus minnesota biologist

    Ghost:

    Of course she is. The landslide majority [90+ %] are. I know my kids are. None grew up in NYC, but the boys [57 and 59] get mistaken for me over the phone, and daughter has my jaw, other facial features ~ my female relatives. All are type O, as are/were both parents, etc. Wife would have/has no fear of DNA analysis. Actually, she may know everything worth knowing / their DNA, or ours, for that matter. We’ll see.

    Peace, emb

  20. emeritus minnesota biologist Avatar
    emeritus minnesota biologist

    Speaking of the 30 Jan. strip, love Janis’s profile. Peace, emb

  21. Jackie Monies Avatar
    Jackie Monies

    For Sand and Loon, Mark, Debbe, Mindy from Indy and all the rest of us minions to our cats/pets:

    “Into each life a little cat hair must fall.” Based on the washer this morning, mine are molting. I am waiting to see what the dryer spits out.

  22. Loon Avatar
    Loon

    Thank you Jackie. I wear cat hair with distinction, it speaks of true love.

    Mr. Ghost and other males. The daily offering reflects only the male viewpoint of the vagina. The sexual act is not about the frequency rather, the intimacy of bonding with someone dear to your heart. Aforementioned intimacy only occurs when all parties are ready and receptive, period. Mr. Ghost, DO NOT even think of touching my all parties remark.

    sandcastler™ forgive my rant. Only you know my heart.

  23. Jackie Monies Avatar
    Jackie Monies

    About today’s A and J, I always felt I owed a giant debt of unfilled promissory notes until I finally read a few months of Mike’s journals. Maybe the debt wasn’t as bad as our nation’s , building up to a hopeless towering disproportionate mountain.

  24. emeritus minnesota biologist Avatar
    emeritus minnesota biologist

    OF: Nice predictions, but the view is blank. No webcam operator? Peace, emb

  25. Jackie Monies Avatar
    Jackie Monies

    No Loon, you are totally right, we own our bodies and no one else does. Like many things we may not always make wise choices but I have never considered mine a negotiable object.

    Neither is my mind nor my ethics or principles.

    Love, Jackie