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“Not for Indoor Use”

By Jimmy Johnson

Since I seem to have a certain reputation in the funnies industry, I frequently am asked if my syndicate handlers ever change or reject any comic strip I submit. No, they don’t. I remember only once, in the earliest days of Arlo & Janis, did nervous editors at the old United Media require a change in the wording of a strip, and United Media prided itself on its priggishness. But I was a newspaper man before I was a cartoonist, and I had a pretty good sense of what would fly and what would not. Over the years, that sense has only sharpened. Plus, A&J premiered in a period when Universal Press (now Andrews McMeel Syndication) was eating everyone else’s lunch with edgier material, “edgy” being a relative term in the old comic-strip business. Think “Doonesbury.” I have always suspected I was an experiment at United Media, that I was given a bit more rope to see at what point I’d hang myself. Now, do I take advantage of the freedom of the Web to retroactively change things that would not have made the newspaper? I’m sorry; I don’t understand the question.

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48 responses to ““Not for Indoor Use””

  1. Norm in Utah Avatar
    Norm in Utah

    I don’t believe it. First!
    Arlo should tell Janis that it is too early to put the leaf blower away. Leaves are just starting to fall here.

  2. Dennis Avatar
    Dennis

    Are you saying that in another place, another time, you might have authored a 10 – pager?

    I’ve said it many times before, but if you are ‘Arlo’, as is obvious, then we a great deal in common. That’s why you get the most ‘Likes’ on GoComics.

  3. TooFun Avatar
    TooFun

    When viewing the artistic details, is this the first real peek we the readers have had? The door frame is “detailed” with with the catch from the door knob.
    It is a perfect match to the slammed door.
    However there is a slightly provocative curvature just below the arms.

  4. Steve From Royal Oak, MI Avatar

    I think what makes this strip so funny is the inclusion of the leaf blower. You are already giggling at Arlo when the leaf blower gets thrown at him. It reminds me of Bill Murray giving his female MP the “Aunt Jemima treatment” in the kitchen.

  5. DaveP Avatar
    DaveP

    So Janis’ protrusion in panel 1 wasn’t in the original newspaper version? tsk tsk.

  6. emb Avatar
    emb

    I believe it is the “first real peek” we’ve had. Jimmy!
    When did this “strip” first run? And who leaves a leaf blower in the bathroom, & why was it there in the first place?
    Piece?

  7. Mark from Maine Avatar
    Mark from Maine

    emb – Arlo brought it with him! I think that’s a Wardrobe Malfunction in the first panel . . .

  8. Charlotte in New Hampshire. Avatar
    Charlotte in New Hampshire.

    Arlo took the blower in,to blow the bubbles off of Janis. No wonder she is annoyed!

    1. curmudgeonly ex-professor Avatar
      curmudgeonly ex-professor

      And chilly, too.

    2. Mark in TTown Avatar
      Mark in TTown

      Actually he probably meant to froth up even more bubbles by pointing it at the tub.

  9. Blinky the Wonder Wombat Avatar
    Blinky the Wonder Wombat

    Funny how a few added pixels can elevate the heart rate!

  10. Blinky the Wonder Wombat Avatar
    Blinky the Wonder Wombat

    Not saying JJ would retroactively change things, but the original appeared on January 14, 2004.

    1. Steve From Royal Oak, MI Avatar

      Well it is subtle….but nothing like a peek!!!

      1. Ken from Framingham Avatar
        Ken from Framingham

        Good reference!

  11. DaveP Avatar
    DaveP

    aha! now I see the change compared to the original …. obviously Janis was chilled by the leaf blower! 😉

  12. Ghost Avatar
    Ghost

    It would not have any bearing (no pun intended) on Janis in today’s retro cartoon, but the GOTK (Great Oklahoma T***y Kerfuffle) continues, with State-level officials now opining that those of the female persuasion may perhaps not be able to ignore OK’s “indecent exposure” statutes after all. I suspect this is what commonly happens when one relies on social media for one’s legal advice. I also suspect this entire issue “needs work”.
    I wonder how it would fare before the electorate as a “State Question”. They do that in Oklahoma.

  13. Ken from Framingham Avatar
    Ken from Framingham

    Bravo, Jimmy! I hope this will be the first of many retroactive changes to old strips. And if you do decide to make an Arlo and Janis Tijuana Bible, you could sell a bunch to this crowd! By the way, did you know that the guy who drew the Bazooka Joe comics had years earlier been one of just a few primary artists for the Tijuana Bibles? Wesley Morse. He also was an artist for the Copacabana.

  14. Ronco Avatar

    The thing is… even in the original comic, the open door would have had the door knob well into the bathroom, not at the end where it’s shown, until it was closed (i.e. panels 2 and 3). So… one wonders if Jimmy was “getting one by” the censors from the get-go by disguising the naughty bits as a door knob that could not possibly exist on that side of the open door.

  15. Old Bear Avatar
    Old Bear

    I interpreted it as Arlo was trying to MAKE bubbles (Lots of bubbles)
    by blowing in the water – of course that blower probably emptied
    the tub. Instantly.

  16. Rick in Shermantown, Ohio Avatar
    Rick in Shermantown, Ohio

    Speaking of strips that would have been prohibited under normal circumstances, Gary Larson mentioned two of his.

    One was of two whales underwater, and some bubbles were floating toward the surface. One whale says to the other, “Bob! Was that you?”

    The other was of a spider wearing a fright mask. He said to another spider, “Did I scare you, Bob?” We viewed Bob from behind, and he had dropped a huge pile of web that collected on a leaf below.

    I think that Larson said that the usual censors were out that day for one of the strips and that the editors were in a tremendous rush another day and let it run without checking it.

    Larson said that the editor who didn’t check it posted the original on his office wall.

  17. Jackie Avatar
    Jackie

    Agreed I do weird things but tonight I was searching for REALLY well carved pumpkins. Every once in awhile I do and look at hundreds at a time.

    Why would anyone spend hours carving a detailed pornographic pumpkin? Tonight I realized I had seen it all, all combinations and acts immortalized on a pumpkin. Each to his own but that is as weird a seasonal appropriation as I have run across.

  18. emb Avatar
    emb

    “Marshmallow”? I don’t get it.
    Edda is pregnant
    https://www.gocomics.com/9chickweedlane/2019/10/02
    , and her husband, Amos [also a favorite prophet of mine] is writing the coming child a letter. I’m not quite at this stage yet, still being able to read, though my failure to understand the significance of marshmallow may bode ill.
    Peace,
    P.S. Brooke may have put himself in a bind by having Edda disclose April as the birth month. As we all know from A&J and other strips, aging or not can be pretty elastic. Blondie was an A-cup flapper.

    1. Mark in TTown Avatar
      Mark in TTown

      Marshmallow=safe word? Remember the handcuff key in the vacuum?

      1. Steve From Royal Oak, MI Avatar

        Wow Mark. I never thought of it that way. I just thought she wanted him to pick some up the next day so that they could have Smores…..

      2. Butch Coolidge Avatar
        Butch Coolidge

        A good safe word can still be understood when screamed around a ball gag. “Marshmallow” works.

  19. Bonnie from Gloucester MA Avatar
    Bonnie from Gloucester MA

    Yeah, after pondering for a minute, I also concluded that marshmallow must be Janis’ safe word. Conjured up all sorts of images. Of course JJ would feign innocence and say that the meaning of marshmallow is in the mind of the beholder. Touché!

  20. Jackie Avatar
    Jackie

    I have to admit Ghost had to explain this one to me. At midnight last night I had images of marshmallows and marshmallow creme being used creatively. Or maybe it was Janis’ new bubblebath flavor?

    Bondage? Pumpkin porn next?

  21. curmudgeonly ex-professor Avatar
    curmudgeonly ex-professor

    On a rerun of an old Ed Sullivan TV show, I just saw a wonderful organ performance by the late Virgil Fox playing “Adeste Fideles”. What tremendous foot work! It makes me wish I had been aware of him during his tenure in NYCity when I was young. It would have been worth the travel to be there in person. Mayhap it is on U-tube.
    I did have the pleasure of knowing the eminent Canadian (after emigration) organist, Dr. Alfred Ernest Whitehead, whose main position was at Montreal’s Christ Church Cathedral. He was also a professor, a painter, and a philatelist of note. We corresponded for the last ten years of his life. In the late ’60s, my wife and I drove from our home in the Blue Ridge of VA all the way to Amherst, NS, just to visit the gentleman. I was thrilled. You can google him for more about his works, musical & otherwise.

    1. Rick in Shermantown, Ohio Avatar
      Rick in Shermantown, Ohio

      CEP:

      When I was about 20, Virgil Fox was touring and came here. I am glad to say that it was an incredible concert.

  22. Steve From Royal Oak, MI Avatar

    Speaking of pornography (or were we?). Two kids broke into a shed that controlled the video on a billboard along 1-75 near the old Silverdome site. For about 25 minutes drivers saw something that would have led to very distracted driving! My first thought was “What is this world coming to?” but then it was “Wow if these kids are that smart, imagine what they could do to better society?”

    https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/oakland/2019/10/01/i-75-billboard-porn-suspects/3827981002/

  23. Diana Avatar

    I can only think (and hope), he was using the leaf blower to create a Jacuzzi effect in the tub for Janis. Otherwise, Arlo, is a bit weirder than we’ve all given him credit for!!!!

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