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Take Five after Meals

By Jimmy Johnson

March 15, 1998


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79 responses to “Take Five after Meals”

  1. Becky hedges Avatar
    Becky hedges

    Lovely!

  2. Steve From Royal Oak MI Avatar

    I never cared for Spam…. I don’t like Hot Dogs either!

    1. Jon in Denver Avatar
      Jon in Denver

      I love Spam, and Hot Dogs. I usually eat them unheated, right out of the container. The Spam is especially good that way. Odd, some people think that’s weird.

      1. TruckerRon Avatar

        Given a choice, I’d settle for spam and cheese sandwiches over anything that requires more than 5 minutes to prepare.

  3. Cozmik Cowboy Avatar
    Cozmik Cowboy

    Quality of music reproduction, in descending order:
    1) Reel-to-reel
    2) 33 1/3 rpm Vinyl
    3) ?etamax
    4) Cassette
    5) VHS
    6) CD
    7) 45 rpm vinyl
    8) MP3

    And, related to Arlo’s problem, the 12″ packaging on an LP allowed the cover art & liner notes to mean something.

    I pity the youth of today, listening to crappy music with crappy reproduction through crappy earbuds – alone.
    They are missing the magic of gathering your friends around a killer stereo, getting…….um……in the mood for listening, and dropping the needle on something amazing you’re all hearing for the first time – together!

    1. Dennis W Ewing Avatar

      I would put the 45 under the cassette. I still own a Harmon-Kardin turntable and Teac dual cassette and a 1975 Techniques (sp? too lazy to walk in the other room) and no plans to get rid of it. The old receiver weighs a ton more than the new Yamaha for the TV surround sound. I have many memories of shared music in the 70s before Disco killed music. Of course I thought that was the bottom, little did I know they would get a shovel and dig deeper to create rap.

      1. Cozmik Cowboy Avatar
        Cozmik Cowboy

        I don’t that you could convince me of that, but it’s a close enough thing that I’d be more than willing to consider it.

        And I forgot to put 8-Track between CD & 45.

        1. James Pollock Avatar
          James Pollock

          The best thing about 8-tracks was the instant gratification of deciding you didn’t want to hear a particular song, and being able to instantly skip to a different one (admittedly, often landing in the middle of the new track, but still).

      2. James Pollock Avatar
        James Pollock

        The factory stereo in my truck gave out, taking my last cassette player with it. The new one has MP3 capability, which I haven’t used. The good part is that MP3 storage doesn’t get scratched or stretch, like records and tapes can (and do).

    2. Blinky the Wonder Wombat Avatar
      Blinky the Wonder Wombat

      I am by no means an audiophile but I am surprised reel-to-reel tape is considered the best reproduction. It seemed to me that the stretching of tape due to changes in temperature, humidity and wear and tear of the physical components would make reel-to-reel less reliable.

      1. Cozmik Cowboy Avatar
        Cozmik Cowboy

        The challenges reel-to-reel has in re longevity are the tape itself deteriorating, and information migrating onto the part next to it. But both of those take decades, and can be forestalled by proper care; the same, of course, applies to all the others, as well (except MP3; digital files gonna corrupt).

        My ranking was based solely on quality of sound reproduction, which R-T-R wins hands down – though the only change I would make were I to rate them on long-term usability is to move the 45 ahead of the CD.

      2. Cozmik Cowboy Avatar
        Cozmik Cowboy

        The actual problems reel-to-reel has in re longevity are the tape itself deteriorating, and information migrating to an adjacent part of the tape. Both of these, however, take decades, and proper care can forestall them significantly. But then, the same is true about all the named media (except MP3; digital files gonna corrupt).

        My rating, though, was based entirely on quality of reproduction – which r-t-r wins hands down. But if I were to rate them on long-term usability, the only change would be to move the 45 above the CD.

        1. Cozmik Cowboy Avatar
          Cozmik Cowboy

          Sorry – I thought it hadn’t posted; is there a way to delete one?

          1. James Pollock Avatar
            James Pollock

            Sure there is, but be careful not to poke your eyeball with the icepick.

  4. DJJG Avatar
    DJJG

    Hey, Gene, watch it! I met Dave Brubeck once! I’ve spoken with his son Chris a number of times! A little respect for them, please–

  5. Jym Dyer Avatar
    Jym Dyer

    ? The record shop near me is selling turntables with a USB connector so I can spin vinyl into my computer. Which puts it on par with my CD/DVD player.

    Of course, my computer now only accepts the smaller USB-C size (“universal” isn’t).

    1. Peter Gerlach Avatar
      Peter Gerlach

      Yes, it would put them on a par with a CD – but why would you want to degrade the sound quality like that? Especially as you’re simultaneously moving them to much less stable platform?

      1. James Pollock Avatar
        James Pollock

        two complaints… first, digital music is in no way a degradation of sound quality, and secondly, not unstable, either.

  6. MontanaPhil Avatar
    MontanaPhil

    Love the title. I am a Dave Brubeck fan.

  7. Oldbear Avatar
    Oldbear

    Montana Phil – so am I.
    .
    Glad the gates to the Village are open again, I missed you guys.
    .
    As anonymous said we were afraid you were ill or worse.

  8. Oldbear Avatar
    Oldbear

    I think the commenters on 7/21 missed the point.
    .
    The “Hot Tub” is the humidity where they are.

  9. Judy in Conroe Avatar
    Judy in Conroe

    Jimmy – so glad to hear the problems were technology related rather than health related or another sort of life crisis. Wishing you the best! Welcome back Villagers.

  10. Canuckguy NB Avatar
    Canuckguy NB

    testing

    1. TruckerRon Avatar

      Did I/we/the site pass the test?

  11. Nancy Kirk in AZ Avatar
    Nancy Kirk in AZ

    Hi, everybody. I’m enjoying the recorded music discussion. Cozmic Cowboy, your post brought back happy memories. Now I’ll try the name fill-in. It didn’t hold yesterday. We’ll see if today is a better day.

  12. Nancy Kirk in AZ Avatar
    Nancy Kirk in AZ

    Nope. Name gone. Came up as me rather than one of the rest of you, though.

  13. Nancy Kirk in AZ Avatar
    Nancy Kirk in AZ

    Trying again on the laptop (rather than iPad). Just to find out.

  14. Mark in TTown Avatar
    Mark in TTown

    Before the glitch, there was a little check box you had to click to save your information. That has been missing for a little while now. But that’s ok. I don’t mind redoing the information rather than what we and Jimmy have been going through with the site the last few weeks. So better to leave well enough alone.

  15. Mitch4 Avatar
    Mitch4

    If it’s okay to name names, was Akismet the misbehaving spam filter plug-in? Yikes, upsetting to hear about it turning bad — if this was the culprit.

    1. Jimmy Johnson Avatar
      Jimmy Johnson

      No comment.

  16. Galliglo from Ohio Avatar
    Galliglo from Ohio

    It is SO good to see many of the old gang back. I have missed my cyber friends!

  17. Jackie Avatar
    Jackie

    While I never ate Spam except in Hawaii, I do like Vienna sausage. We used to eat them with slices of slab cheese and crackers, plus a cold Coke.

    I was fed SOS by my mom on toast so grew up eating that too. Ghost and I aren’t eating much processed meats now. No bacon, sausage, ham, hot dogs, etc.

    Ghost still drinks Coke. He made me quit cold turkey after 73 years of addiction.

    1. Ghost Avatar
      Ghost

      Yes, but I can quit anytime I want. 😀
      In fairness, it is my only vice.

      1. James Pollock Avatar
        James Pollock

        It rots the teeth, and I can prove it. All I have to do is point to where I used to have teeth. Gave up my 1.5l/day habit overnight, so I know it can be done. Hopefully, the chocolate milk I drink now has enough calcium in it help me to preserve the teeth I still have.

  18. Ruth Anne in Winter Park Avatar
    Ruth Anne in Winter Park

    Welcome home, everyone – especially Jackie!

  19. Ghost Avatar
    Ghost

    Re 7-21-21 real-time cartoon: Philosophical question…are pruney fingers more vexatious than fingery prunes, or less.

  20. David from Granbury Avatar
    David from Granbury

    Hello! Glad to see everyone back. when it comes to canned meats, I like Spam, Vienna sausages, and most sardines! 🙂

  21. Kerry Avatar
    Kerry

    Just want to know if I am the only one happy that you fixed the cement problem. I shouldn’t start reading before my eyes wake up. I’m glad the comment problem is resolved. If you continue to spoil me with daily posts, Well, I’ll just have to get over it.

  22. James Pollock Avatar
    James Pollock

    Hate to tell you this, but getting music on a CD is now considered to be the way old people do it. Same thing for movies on DVD.

  23. Rick in Shermantown, Ohio Avatar
    Rick in Shermantown, Ohio

    For me, only two things were better in the so-called good old days: album covers and school cafeteria lunches.

    School lunches – at least in this town – are horrendous.

    1. James Pollock Avatar
      James Pollock

      I have t disagree (not about the school lunches in your town, but generally). Back in ye olden days, school lunches were godawful… maybe 1 time in a month it would be something I actually wanted to eat at the time. And it didn’t get much better in the university dining halls, either… even with 4 or 5 choices at every meal. In contrast, my daughter’s high school offered specific themed food options and her university dining hall was set up like a fast-food mall… you could go to the burger bar, the pizza place, or the taco spot. (Or, for people who found those choices limiting, they had a salad bar with fresh salads and vegetarian options.) These kids today… they just don’t know what it was like

      1. TruckerRon Avatar

        I was fortunate to have had cafeteria food at least as tasty and nutritious as my mother made. Of course she hated cooking and was the first to denounce her efforts. But we never suffered malnutrition or food poisoning, so she did something right.

        1. Rick in Shermantown, Ohio Avatar
          Rick in Shermantown, Ohio

          Trucker:

          We need a Like button.

          Great comment!

        2. Rick in Shermantown, Ohio Avatar
          Rick in Shermantown, Ohio

          Testing.

      2. Rick in Shermantown, Ohio Avatar
        Rick in Shermantown, Ohio

        James:

        I spoke only in reference to the high school here in Shermantown. Lasagna, meatloaf, baked fish, pork chops, and on and on – all made from scratch. Heck, we even had a full-time baker and pie maker. It was great.

        The dining halls in the first university that I attended were even better.

        I ate as does the proverbial pig. Thanks to a high metabulism, I didn’t gain an ounce.

        1. james+pollock Avatar
          james+pollock

          It wasn’t awful, from beginning to end; there were popular highlights. I went to school before Reagan, so they were still trying to get kids to eat more vegetables instead of looking at the ways that did work, such as noting that pizza sauce is made from tomatoes, which are botanically fruit but count as vegetables (strictly speaking, ALL fruits are vegetables.) So we’d get pigs-in-blankets, which are edible, and a glop of seaweed-looking canned spinach on the same tray, and nobody along the line seemed to figure out that we weren’t getting any nutritional value out of all the seaweed in the trash can. We WOULD eat corn in the form of cornbread, or as the little segment of corn-on-the-cob, and mostly would not eat it as loose kernals, so they put loose-kernal corn on the menu more than any other option.

  24. Philippe E Gut Avatar
    Philippe E Gut

    Re: Today’s strip of July 22nd 2021,

    As some of you know we have a place in Maine where one runs in to some interesting characters. I have a plummuh up nawth by the name of Wayne Bean. Wayne is an old Yankee and speaks with a wonderful Maine accent. Well one day my oversized bathtub broke and I had Wayne the original house plumber come by to fix it. Well Wayne and I diagnosed the Fargone problem and ordered the necessary pahtz to fix ‘er and while I was at it I mentioned to Wayne that the lens on one of the lights in the tub was cracked and wasn’t that an electrical hazard…well Ole Wayne started to say it was no good and would need fixin so we ordered a new light for there too…and that was when we went some’eres one doesn’t go with an ole Yankee plummuh….Wayne I sez, “Why do you think they put a light in the tub?” “Phil,” he sez “I don’t want to go theah.” “But son’t you think it is kind of weird, I mean what are you looking for in the tub that you can’t find without a light?” “Phil, I don’t wahnt to think about that.”

    So that was where we Symply left it…

    1. Sideburns Avatar

      During your travels in Maine, did you ever pass through either Cabot Cove or Crabapple Cove?

      1. Old Bear Avatar
        Old Bear

        Stay away from Cabot Cove – the murder rate there is worse than NYC or Columbia.
        .
        Or almost as bad as Midsummer, England.
        .
        Make sure you visit the WW&F Railroad Museum in Sheepscot(Alna),ME

      2. Philippe E Gut Avatar
        Philippe E Gut

        I have not been to either, I am in the northwest mountain lakes region(Symply near Bethel; Fargone out there)

      3. James Pollock Avatar
        James Pollock

        “did you ever pass through either Cabot Cove or Crabapple Cove?”

        Which was the one Hawkeye Pierce was from?

  25. Old Bear Avatar
    Old Bear

    School cafeteria in Southern MN 50 YA run by 2 Norwegian (decent) cooks turned out
    food that was as good as any restaurant. It did no good to my waist line being the kitchen
    was next to my shop class room.
    .
    according to a chart at my dentist the acidity of Cola is only 2 places from battery acid. and not
    that many points.