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The Crusty Baker

By Jimmy Johnson

Editors of syndicated comic strips see a lot of comic strips. It is almost impossible for a cartoonist to make them laugh or take particular note at all beyond spelling, rudimentary punctuation and “Does it contain anything dirty,” intentional or otherwise. Therefore, it was a rare occasion indeed when my long-suffering editor Reed Jackson dropped me an email in 2009 about this holiday Arlo & Janis, saying, “This is exactly what’s going to be happening at my house over the coming days,” or something to that effect. I still remember!

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52 responses to “The Crusty Baker”

  1. Jackie Avatar
    Jackie

    Did I miss everyone mourning Stan Lee?

    Cursing Spell Check. Guess everyone heard the inventor passed away? May he roast in piss.

  2. Jackie Avatar
    Jackie

    Thanks Mark. So coincidentally odd.

  3. emb Avatar
    emb

    Sleepy heads! Peace,

  4. Mark in TTown Avatar
    Mark in TTown

    So Janis isn’t a fan of fried turkey? It tastes very good if prepared and cooked properly. A friend in Tennessee would do two for Thanksgiving, one with traditional spices and one Cajun. I miss his Thanksgiving dinner and the company he had there.

  5. Mark in TTown Avatar
    Mark in TTown

    Janis must have been watching this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSI79ZftCpU

  6. Ghost Avatar
    Ghost

    Hey! I agree. Deep-fried turkey is really good eatin’.

    I also agree, though, that it’s better if any fire fighters on the scene are there only because they were invited to join you for dinner.

  7. Old Bear Avatar
    Old Bear

    Happy belated emb

  8. Mark in TTown Avatar
    Mark in TTown

    Jackie, did you know about this?

    TULSA, Oklahoma – You probably are familiar with Blue Dog paintings made famous by artist George Rodrigue.

    We have the wonderful opportunity to see some of his works when the Shiny Happy Blue Dog exhibit opens at the Sand Springs Cultural & Historical Museum at 9 East 3rd Street on Saturday, November 17th

  9. David from Austin Avatar
    David from Austin

    The secret to safely frying a turkey is to “test” fit it to the fryer with cold water, away from the house (or in the sink). Push the turkey to the bottom of the pot, then cover with water with about 1 inch over the turkey. If there isn’t at least six inches of pot left, get a bigger pot or a smaller turkey. Once you remove the turkey, note the water level and mark the pot (outside) for filling with oil later. The crispy outside and super-moist inside of a fried turkey is hard to match with other cooking methods. Properly prepared, it won’t even absorb much oil at all!

  10. Llee Avatar

    So David, when should we get to your house? ๐Ÿ™‚
    Kidding I”m kidding!

  11. TruckerRon Avatar

    My mind may have been numbed by the experience, but I’ve rarely laughed so hard…

    Last night I babysat my 5 yo grandson who knows his way around Netflix. He introduced me to a ludicrous but hilarious cartoon series from South Korea:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYqI25DjVKc

  12. Llee Avatar

    TR that was funny! With your warning I was able to stop after the first one. Otherwise…… ๐Ÿ™‚
    ROadrunner, 3 stooges, Honeymooners and a little Jackie Chan?

  13. Ghost Avatar
    Ghost

    Re 11-19-18 cartoon: ”When all candles be out, all cats be gray.” (Older version of “All cats are gray in the dark.”)

  14. TruckerRon Avatar

    Llee, that Korean cartoon is now in my portfolio of “guilty pleasures” that my kids’ don’t share. Of course they’re all girls…

  15. Old Bear Avatar
    Old Bear

    David f A

    The turkey must be completely thawed and there must be NO
    moisture present. Any surface moisture instantly turns to steam
    and blows the oil out of the pot.

  16. Jackie Avatar
    Jackie

    Guilty pleasures: last night about 10.00 p.m. I went in an baked a sheet of chocolate chip cookies and brought rack of hot cookies to bed. Shared them with Ghost.

    I think that was a first for him.

  17. Ghost Avatar
    Ghost

    A former boss, who was a nationally competitive Karate Super Black Belt With Lace Around It (or something like that), was, needless to say, rather particular about his weight and level of fitness. His technique for handling the “eatin’ holidays” was to up his activity level and lower his caloric intake leading up to the holiday, so as to lose five pounds. Then he could eat pretty much what he wished during the holiday and break even.

    I doubt he ate chocolate chip cookies in bed to accomplish that, however. ๐Ÿ™‚

  18. emb Avatar
    emb

    Canada geese, swans, a male bufflehead, other ducks. Their feet lose little heat because of a counter-current heat exchange set of capillaries, a rete mirabile.

    https://explore.org/livecams/birds/mississippi-river-flyway-cam

    Peace,

  19. emb Avatar
    emb

    Sorry, set of arterioles and venules. Capillaries are farther down in the leg. Wiki article is short but good.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rete_mirabile

    Peace,

  20. emb Avatar
    emb

    Was +/- sure he would come back. Sultan/troll still has one wish.

    https://www.gocomics.com/pibgorn/2018/11/19

    Peace,

  21. Jackie Avatar
    Jackie

    Current A & J. I find Ghost and I doing that!