Speaking of comments, I’ve noticed that this site has one thing in common with most other sites that attract regular visitors. Several posters will drop in early to comment directly on the day’s material or to make a new observation. This continues, but the discussion eventually evolves into a running conversation among regulars. This isn’t to imply criticism. That’s just the way it goes, and I’m ok with that. One thing that is different about this site, and I’m not the first one to make this observation, is that repeat posters, as a rule, come to josh and visit, not to argue and insult one another. I appreciate that and hope everyone enjoys the time they spend here, regardless of how much that is.
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272 responses to “Unreal Estate”
Nope. I know that one. This is to the tune of “The William Tell Overture”
Sorry Debbe. I have a cousin married to an ex-professional race handicapper and gambler.
He won several trifecta’s in his career and I know that is hard to do.
He got out of that career and into one that is a surer thing, weather related property damage.
Love, Jackie Monies
I think Rick was referring to Lancaster, OH. Could be wrong…
Whatever – the story was sobering – and beautiful…
It was Galliglo, it was, no matter where the town!
Love, Jackie Monies
My late ex-husband was a big fan of Spike Jones. I heard that song MANY times! Still get a kick out of it.
And any Army grunt can tell you the oxygen is very thin at 35,000ft. Either way you’re choking. One is at a slow low crawl, the other way it at 35,000ft counting miles per second. 😉
It’s raining!!!! I know, no big deal for most folks but ya’ll have heard me grumbling about this never ending drought for years and the second rain in two weeks, after more dry months than I care to think about, is just down-right exciting.
I apologize and now return you to your regularly scheduled festivities. I’m going to pour a beer, sit out on the porch and enjoy the humidity.
Enjoy, Bryan!
Thank you, everyone.
I can’t speak for anyone else, but my life is filled with many ghosts.
Bryan, are you in California? My cousin out there said he was really glad he was no longer trying to farm when I talked to him a couple weeks ago.
Oklahoma alternates drought with fire and brimstone and flash flooding.
Love, Jackie Monies
I’m sorry I was such a know-it-all about Indiana’s time zone; I should have kept my mouth shut! On the plus side, this did bring out lots of fascinating info about the Villagers’ sleeping habits, and their lack of sleep, some of them. Some of you guys wake up so early !! And you don’t really want to. Me, I sleep very late: 8, 9, sometimes even 10 o’clock. I keep intending to get up earlier, but good intentions …
Lilyblack, I agree about those comic strips you mentioned. Calvin is annoying on purpose … it’s supposed to be funny; but not to me. Zits I read every day for years, till it just got to be retreads … nothing new; and I was so sick of Jeremy’s plaid shirt. And his father’s little black vest; men haven’t worn those vests for an awfully long time.
Lily, apparently Edda lost her little white shorts all together today. 😉
http://www.gocomics.com/9chickweedlane/2014/06/07#.U5PXavldWa8
While I read 9 Chickweed Lane now, when it began I found it to be stupefying boring and Edda one of the most annoying characters ever conceived. And this from a total comic freak and admirer of most well drawn comics.
As it matured, I went back and began to read it, as he has broken a lot of ground with style and sophisticated artwork. But his plots drag on so slowly that a glacier could calve and global warming moves faster. And repartee’ is not his forte. He should let someone else write script and he draw.
I think introducing fairly explicit sex into the daily comics was innovative, or so it would seem. It doesn’t offend me but it does some.
I miss Bill Watterson and a lot of the older(?) cartoonists and find myself reading the reruns more than I do the new strips.
Love, Jackie Monies
The storm only lasted about 2 hours but I had forgotten how pleasing is the sight, sound, smell and aye, even feel, of a good thunderstorm. I had to go out and walk the mesas once it ended.
I’m in New Mexico, Jackie. I live at 7500 feet on the side of some beautiful mountains At least they were till forest fires, bark beetles and drought wiped out most of the pine forests. Well, still beautiful, just much different than they were a mere 15 years ago.
Jackie, I miss Chester Gould, Al Capp, Gahan Wilson, Charles Addams and Gary Larson, among others.
Bryan, we just had a good thunderstorm here. It always smells so good after, and gets pleasantly cool compared to the 90 plus day temps.
I thought that it was a George Jones song. I don’t think that anyone could beat The Far Side. Who knew that cows could be so funny?
The song was “The Race is On”.
Good morning Villagers…..
OK, so at least I had one of the four win 🙂
Phone just rang…it was the teens at the henhouse…seems a repaired belt is still not moving, and it is a bottom., same one that’s been down for four days…aaaggghhhh!!!!!
Andrew rear ended a car as he was leaving town to ‘rush’ his daughter to her ball game (his ex called and said it wasn’t at 11, but at 10)….thankfully neither was hurt (but now, he has no vehicle). He came back to the henhouse, he and Ian repaired the belt, and little Brooklynne took all the eggs of the bottom and put them on other lines. She said that was hard….I grinned, yup, I said, Auntie has been doing it for at least a couple of days!
(Brooklynne asked me yesterday what she could call me, she didn’t want to call me Debbe, so I said “Auntie”…..she liked that.)
Told the teens, take the pin out so the roller does not move….too much slack, could be torn…right now my dears….I don’t give a …..just don’t let it hit the pit!
Going into to see Mom……
later
later………………………
I volunteer at the hospital and often see former students. My problem is trying to break them of calling me ‘Doctor’ in a hospital.
On topic…..peacocks, pic 2 in slideshow
http://www.nbcnews.com/slideshow/today/animal-tracks-may-26-june-1-55305932/
white peacock…pic 13
http://www.nbcnews.com/slideshow/today/animal-tracks-may-26-june-1-55305932/
let’s try this again:
http://www.today.com/slideshow/today/animal-tracks-may-19-25-55256904
there…now pic 13
From WWl on the men in my family came home, for which I am forever grateful.
The two Spike Jones records that got played the most often in our house was The Race Is On and Rindercella and the Pransom Hince. In later years my grandfather found Wes Harrison and his vocal sound effects. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e38Ltx1bfUA
Ghost dear, very little shocks or embarrasses me these days. 😉 Oh, and when I was a little girl and all the other little girls were singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star I was singing the Caisson Song and reciting cadence calls. There was always a steady stream of Daddy’s Army buddies through our house that thought it was cute to hear me recite them.
My problem with school buses was that when my kids were in elementary school we lived on a dirt road out in the country with no street lights. I had to drive them to the bus stop-which was nearly a mile from our house- and wait with them until the bus came. This meant I was regularly late for work and my boss, being from New York and living in a subdivision, didn’t understand why I couldn’t just leave them at the stop. After I hit him over the head with a clue-by-four he quit arguing and agreed I could stay a half hour late to finish my paperwork.
Here is a link to Spike Jones’ William Tell Overture aka Beetlebaum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXRj9lSnJnI
Jean dear, some of those cadence calls were R-rated, at best, but I sure you’d have never sung any of those, would you? 😉
I just saw Giada on TV, and she undeniably looks less pneumatic, for whatever reason. Her chestular area definitely lacks a certain je ne sais quoi.