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Fire and Flagstone

By Jimmy Johnson



The occasional Saturday post here isn’t out of the question, but I thought I’d go ahead and wrap up the chiminea sequence. I’ve mentioned several times in the past that I occasionally draw with felt-tip pens, but I don’t like them as much as my old pen nibs and India ink. This series from 2002 was drawn with a felt-tip pen, I have noticed, and I think it worked in this case. For once, I was able to loosen up and take advantage of the pen’s sketchy quality. It depicts well the screwball action.

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85 responses to “Fire and Flagstone”

  1. Symply Fargone Avatar
    Symply Fargone

    If pie is the thing, and at Thanksgiving it is, I Symply prefer pecan, got the best Fargone recipe up in Maine from a native of Houston….recipe available too best one I’ve ever had and continue to do so….Gayle never liked it until she had mine.

  2. Jackie Monies Avatar
    Jackie Monies

    Ghost and I went to wonderful concert this afternoon at St. Johns, music of the Protestant reformation. Musicians played sackbuts, organ and harpsichord. Choir and soloists were chorale and opera trained, some quite renowned. Then salmon dinner great.

  3. Morphy Avatar
    Morphy

    Llee, yes that is a good way to go with pumpkin pie. For quite a number of years, I was with a group that would refuse a pat of butter for their dinner roll. Convinced that fat of any kind was a very dangerous thing. They thought I was insane while I would try to tell them they could be more satisfied with less food, if they included some fats. That some vitamins would never be absorbed without eating some fats with them, no matter how large the dose or how much it cost. That certain impolite distresses could be relieved with a little digestive lubrication. And that withholding fats from young children impeded brain development. No, the butter of a flaky crust was an assault. A lard crust may as well have been attempted murder.

    My solution for a more peaceful meal was to dump a can of Libby’s in an appropriate size soufflé dish, bake until satisfied by the caramelized ‘skin’, and serve as a pudding or heavy mousse. Complaints reduced, smiles returned, bellies continued to grow year over year. And I still enjoyed a nice pat of butter on my dinner roll. For dessert we ate our Pumpkin ‘Pie’ with a spoon instead of a fork.

    Fargone, when I was younger I had a hangup over anything baked with nuts. I don’t know why. It was not related to the fats above. I enjoyed shelling peanuts, and cracking through a bowl of assorted nuts. It was fun and tasted great. Roasted nuts were a treat as well, all salty and warm. But cookies, pies, and breads just should not have nuts, in my mistaken young mind. Oh the wasted years…

  4. Ghost Avatar
    Ghost

    TR, I thought the ponchos in the photos made it appear about half of the fans were ghosts. (But perhaps that is just me.) Of course, I understand a lot of the seats at NFL games this year seem to be occupied by ghosts…the invisible kind.

  5. Jackie Monies Avatar
    Jackie Monies

    Up to go for first chemo treatment. Have to dress.

  6. Sideburns Avatar

    And here I am up at 6 AM Pacific time. I have to be down in the San Fernando Valley early (and before I’m normally awake) for blood work, some of it fasting.

  7. Symply Fargone Avatar
    Symply Fargone

    Symply wishing you the best of treatments Jackie, expecting the best Fargone result possible!

  8. Ghost Avatar
    Ghost

    Beginning the first drug infusion of Jackie’s first chemo treatment now. Another phase of the journey has begun.

  9. Debbe Avatar
    Debbe

    Jackie, you know the whole Village is there with you…….Amen

  10. Jackie Monies Avatar
    Jackie Monies

    Entertaining myself watching Mama Mia, the movie. I love Abba and their happy music. Drinking water and eating ice chips.

    Ghost is taking such good care of me. He is my fully armed guardian angel. My mystery man turned out to be God sent when I needed him most.

    Last night’s concert was the culmination of a month long church services, lectures and music of the Protestant reformation done by their music director and clergy along with speakers and professors from many sources in honor of 500 year anniversary of the Wittenberg declaration by Martin Luther.

    Tonight if I am not ill we are going to same church for a lecture on sackbut music and a concert.

    Ghost played trombone in band in school so he knew about savings but I’d never seen it heard one. There were four in Sunday evensong progrsm, harpsichord and organ plus large chorale and soloists artist.

  11. Jackie Monies Avatar
    Jackie Monies

    Ghost lives music too so i love going with him. He cleans up beautifully as he always says. He looks like a prominent citizen from a small town, like a judge, lawyer or doctor.

    This weekend we going to see the ballet Don Quixote and the musical Amadeus. Separately not together.

  12. Tom (formerly) from the front range Avatar
    Tom (formerly) from the front range

    Today’s A&J has earned a place on my refrigerator. It is sure to become a classic.

    TD

  13. Jackie Monies Avatar
    Jackie Monies

    Just read today’s current strip. Me too, I do this to Ghost!

    Buying it from Gocomics.

  14. David in Austin Avatar
    David in Austin

    Jackie, I hope your treatment went well and that the morrow finds you comfortable and undistressed!

  15. Jackie Monies Avatar
    Jackie Monies

    Finished first chemo and don’t feel too bad. Dull headsche. Just ate a pint of Haagen Dasz butter pecan. It was good. There is strawberry left in freezer in lobby of O need more frozen stuff.

    We had Vietnamese but I only ate half my soup, rest in room fridge.

    Taking a nap in minutes.

  16. Ghost Avatar
    Ghost

    Yes, Jackie’s first chemo treatment has been relatively uneventful, at least so far. As she said, we went to our favorite Vietnamese restaurant for bowls of pho, which was as hot and delicious as usual. What wasn’t quite as hot as usual was “Hot Legs”, the slender, leggy, and pneumatic Vietnamese server who normally wears very short shorts.

    Alas, autumn has apparently arrived in Oklahoma, as Hot Legs was wearing jeans today. Of course, they were snuggly-fitting skinny jeans, so the view was still quite pleasant.

    So, Jackie doing well; good pho; and pleasant scenery, all made it a good day. Out of an abundance of caution, we did decide to overnight in Tulsa. In the unlikely event Jackie develops any problems during the night, we won’t have to worry about getting her transported 30 or 50 miles to one of the two nearest medical centers with an ER. That will certainly make me sleep better.

    UPDATE: So of course as soon as I typed that, she woke up with a small but quickly developed ulceration on her tongue. Not unexpected as a side-effect but still aggravating. Got the ingredients for a salt-and-baking-powder rinse as the infusion nurse suggested. Will call the oncologist for an Rx for something better if it is worse tomorrow. Nurse Ghost is on the case.

  17. Charlotte in NH Avatar
    Charlotte in NH

    Jackie, the concerts sound wonderful; I love to hear brass instruments’ rich sound. Sackbuts are good too in early music, too bad they fell out of fashion.

    I hope you didn’t fall asleep and miss the concert! Here’s hoping that your treatments all go well.

    The Northeast suffered a terrible storm last night. Thank goodness I was not affected too much. Electricity went off, schools were cancelled, lots of damage that I haven’t read about yet. No power or Internet meant I couldn’t use the iPad; couldn’t use electric stove or toaster or coffeemaker. Weather still warm so comfortable inside house. Main worry was my refrigerator, how long would it be off? Only about ten hours as it turned out. The little Sterno stove and cans of “canned heat” I’d kept for times like this provided instant coffee and “frying pan toast” for a nice breakfast.

    You other Villagers in the New England states, how did you weather the storm? Well, I hope. Does anyone live in Vermont?

  18. Jackie Monies Avatar
    Jackie Monies

    Yes, I got minor side effects from chemo and missed the sackbut concert. We will have one of the medications that is stuck to my arm out tomorrow afternoon and will be home for Halloween.

    Am not that ill and all my medical personnel are caring and positive people.
    I have told Ghost and Misty to put me in an attractive outfit, with wig and fully accesorized layered outfit before shoving me out the door. We don’t do chemo like this again for three weeks but lots of doctors and tests in between. I am not going to Tulsa or anywhere else looking like cat dragged me in.

    Am to avoid stores like Walmart, groceries but plan to attend as many plays, concerts, churches and art and history exhibits as I can. I have a year and a half of this and I want it to be filled with memorable events and beauty.

  19. emb Avatar
    emb

    You two are admirable, strong people. Peace,

  20. Morphy Avatar
    Morphy

    Charlotte, glad to read the storm was only an inconvenience.

    Jackie, you are more than inconvenienced. Yet somehow read just as positive. You are amazing.

    Earlier today I was sent advertising from smokingpipes.com This one included a story written in a style I thought might entertain. I’d like to share, but do not want anyone receiving mailings from there if the don’t enjoy tobacco. It is lengthy. I will try to post as a single uncut. If that fails, then I will split it. I have not asked permission, so give full credit to Chuck Stanion, in the employ of Smoking Pipes. Since it was advertising, I doubt they will mind. If you enjoy tobacco slowly, you may enjoy their other offerings ‘on sale now’ …

  21. Morphy Avatar
    Morphy

    Macramé and Time Machines
    Monday, October 30, 2017 by Chuck Stanion

    Wandering through the flea market a while back, I ran across a booth by the name of “Burt’s Macramé Emporium and Time Machines.” Burt himself was humming and smoking a pipe as he meandered about, adjusting displays. Anytime I see a pipe smoker, I’m curious, and I was intrigued by the booth anyway.

    “Welcome!” Burt bellowed as I walked in. He was smoking a mixture I was unfamiliar with, highlighting not-so-subtle notes of burning tires and overheated electrical wiring. “Need some macramé? Dumb question; everybody needs macramé! We got macramé toaster covers, macramé tapestries, macramé curtains; we got macramé hubcap covers right here, got a macramé doghouse over yonder by that macramé canoe, got macramé coasters and doilies and ceiling fan blade covers. Here’s a set of macramé salt-and-pepper shakers—you don’t need to turn them over, just shake them over your food; real time saver. You look like a man who knows his macramé; what’s your pleasure, friend?”

    “I mainly stopped because I saw you smoking, and I like talking with other pipe guys.” I held up my own pipe as evidence of my sincerity. “But I’m interested in your time machines.”

    “Yep, my whole family smokes pipes. My sweet grandmother, rest her soul, taught me how to smoke a pipe when I was yay high. ‘Now when you smoke at school,’ she said, ‘do it only in the restroom, the teachers’ lounge when you can sneak in, or an alley. Not in class, or I’ll hide you with a switch that’ll leave marks your future grandkids in heaven will feel. We’ve been through that already with your cousin Theo.’ We all smoke our own secret mixture, grown right on the family farm—we call it ‘Armageddon.’ You won’t find it in any tobacco store, that’s for sure. Here, have a puff.” He held out the miniature trash fire for my assessment.

    I backed up a step. “No, that’s OK, I could smell it from the midway and it’s a real attention-getter.”

    “You bet it is. Few have the stamina to survive it, and the aroma is like nothing else. I have people stopping me all the time, especially volunteer firefighters, strangely. But listen, brother, you don’t need no time machine; they don’t work anyway. What you need is macramé.”

    “Burt, if I bring one more piece of macramé into the house my wife will have me sleeping in my macramé hammock in the garage. But I do need a time machine.”

    Crestfallen, Burt led me to a corner of the Emporium. “Here we go, we got four of them, built by my cousin Theo completely out of macramé. I don’t know the power source, but this last one started to glow green when he pulled this macramé cord.” I pulled the cord and nothing happened. “You gotta talk into the macramé speaking tube,” said Burt, “and tell it where and when you want to go, but, like I said, it don’t work.”

    “Is Theo around?”

    “Disappeared shortly after he made this last machine. Left quick, too; he only took one pipe, a Kaywoodie Billiard I liked a lot. Damn nice pipe. Ran off with a woman, I reckon. He always had an eye for women and Kaywoodies.”

    I tried everything but failed to activate the time machine. “You say he smoked the same mixture as you? Armageddon?” Burt nodded. “May I borrow your pipe?” I asked.

    I took a puff and immediately became dizzy. It was like transporting to the inner ring of the 7th circle of hell, but I pulled the cord and spoke into the speaking tube, making sure there was plenty of smoke in my breath: “Duke Street, London, 1920s.”

    And I was there, standing in front of the Alfred Dunhill shop. Amazed, I went in and the clerk gave me a strange look, probably because I was in cargo shorts and Nikes. The shop was filled with wonders: Dunhill lighters, pipe racks, sterling silver pipe stands and pipes galore, all for a small fraction of the cost I’m accustomed to.

    I asked to look at pipes and the clerk cheered up, asking about my shape preferences. We talked pipes for a while and he seemed to become more comfortable. Pipes are a universal language. I found two fantastic Dunhill Shell Briar Billiards, and after some confusing conversation about exchange rates, found they were about $8 each, but the clerk was suspicious when I proffered my debit card. “What, good sir, might this be?” “Sorry, man; it’s how we pay for stuff in America. I have cash.” I offered him a crisp $20 bill. He examined it and said, “Sadly, we do not accept American currency dated 2015. Is this some sort of counterfeiting attempt? I fear I must summon the police.” He walked to the street and started shouting for a cop, and I ran. Groups of people stared at me like I’d just escaped from a primate exhibit. With whistles sounding behind me, I found a garbage pile in an alley to hide behind and unthinkingly took a puff of the pipe I felt in my hand, forgetting that it was Burt’s. Vertigo swept over me and I found myself swimming through the space/time continuum once again. I opened my eyes to see I was back in the Macramé Emporium.

    “See?” said Burt. “It don’t work.” I shook my head like a wet dog to clear my mind. “I want it,” I said. “Fi’teen bucks takes her away,” said Burt. “Sold,” I said. “And I need to purchase some of your tobacco.”

    “Oh, that can’t happen,” said Burt. “A puff or two is OK, but you got to be genetically predisposed to survive it. My family has generations of tolerance built up, but there’s a special ward at the mental hospital for outsiders who’ve tried to smoke more. Poor unfortunates will never be the same. It would be irresponsible to let you have any.”

    “Even just a couple of bowls’ worth?”

    “Sorry, brother. I’d never sleep again.”

    I left without the time machine, knowing it wouldn’t work without Armageddon.

    I thought of the episode only rarely afterward, but a couple of months later I read an interesting article in one of my favorite magazines. Paleontologists had uncovered an almost-complete Tyrannosaurus fossil in Great Britain and were terribly excited. The scientists were puzzled, though, because there was a fossilized Kaywoodie Billiard approximately where the beast’s stomach cavity would have been.

    Poor Theo.

  22. Mark from TTown Avatar
    Mark from TTown

    good one, Morphy. I think you’d like the Schimmelhorn stories here:

    https://www.amazon.com/Second-Reginald-Bretnor-Megapack-Science-ebook/dp/B00MGOGGPQ/ref=sr_1_3?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1509423169&sr=1-3&dpID=611jWbQ9WwL&preST=_SY445_QL70_&dpSrc=srch

    These were also collected in an Ace paperback in the 1980’s but good luck finding that.

  23. Morphy Avatar
    Morphy

    My gosh, Mark. The name did not click, so I did the wiki thing. I’m really close to sure I brushed up against his fiction at some point. I’ll have to get some, I may find a memory in there. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reginald_Bretnor itself makes for a quick but interesting read. Russian born, worked for our State Dept. in WWII, cat lover. And had I known, I could have met him before he passed at 80 years, while he lived in Oregon. Bit sketchy with the “Order of the Trapezoid” [intimidating background crescendo music here], but I’ll prefer the allegations stem from jealousy or Red Scare drama. Thanks for the tip!