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Frequently Questioned Answers IV

By Jimmy Johnson

Buy the new book, "Beaucoup Arlo & Janis!"Today's "Arlo & Janis!"

I told you a few days ago: near the end of this series there’d be a little pay-off for regular visitors to arloandjanis.com. As I remember, this is the first appearance of the Cobra-like sports car that prominently and incongruously appears at the top of this blog. In the strip above and every day on the Web, we are left to wonder, “What is Arlo really like?”

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289 responses to “Frequently Questioned Answers IV”

  1.  Avatar

    Miss Charlotte, there are two Jimmy Johnsons. One is our JJ who lives in Mississippi and whom we know to be brilliant, erudite, chsrming, talented and very broad interests. Love him.

    Jimmy Johnson two is similarly endowed. I have never met either but even. Their appearances are similar. He lives in Alabama. Teaches at university, has a law degree and very, very interesting “stuff” on Facebook. Easily onfused.

    Someone named Charlotte wrote this week asking what his Christmas cartoon was going to be? He replied he didn’t know but Jimmy Johnson would and gave JJS link. Must happen a lot.

    Why can’t I meet some charming, funny, erudite, educated men like this but unmarried and not interested in such? I guess I may know some among the hundreds to thousands of guys I have met in last ten years. Maybe I could mark them? Like they do in sheep roundups? Or I could not bother.

    Mark obviously Hal has struck again.. It was probably following and reading, not what Hal said.

    The heavy rain and thunderstorms are rolling through. Dogs want back in. I need to see if we’re having tornadoes.

  2. Debbe Avatar
    Debbe

    Good morning Villagers….

    Looks to be some strong storms coming in today and tonight, with strong winds. Going to be an unusual warm day…mid sixties. I think that is why they made three trips yesterday delivering ‘chicks’.

    Andrew came packing in the smallest chick that had been put in with the roosters to be ‘culled’. So many different words to use when meaning ‘put down’. I immediately took her, petted her, wrapped her in my flannel jacket. Got her warm, then put her in my ICU cage.

    The Boss wants me to move my 2 ICU cages. He doesn’t want them in the front, suggested a place…then he teased me about me being a PETA member…..but, he appreciates my efforts.

    Going to work Christmas morning with the Boss at the other hen house….should be interesting.

    Then it’s on to my Sister #3 for a family gathering. I didn’t want to sit here Christmas morning waiting to go to my sisters, to much time to think. Mom will be there with us in spirit. The first Christmas is the worst, is it not?

    have a blessed day……

  3. Debbe Avatar
    Debbe

    GR 😉 most of the workers that bring the hens in are Hispanic…the other morning, one came in whistling, I asked if he was whistling some Christmas. He just smile and nodded his head, not knowing what I asked, so I said ‘Feliz Navidad”, and he replied the same.

    For those not familiar with TSO’s Christmas Eve and other stories CD, God sends an angel down to earth to bring back to Him the one thing that best represents everything good that has been done in the name of this day, since it had been nearly two thousand years since the birth of his Son.

    He returns and places in the Lord’s hand, the wish of a soul for the happiness of another.

    This is TSO’s “An Angel Returned”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOlrkscD44U

  4. Debbe Avatar
    Debbe

    Also GR, did you watch the Big Man in the video I linked….he sure could play that sax.

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    Here we are at 7:30 in the morning and Debbes been at work or up for for three hours, whereas I have not been to bed. Doing leg lifts compulsively.

  6. Jerry in Fl Avatar
    Jerry in Fl

    Debbe, You’re a goood person. Having a lot of rain down here too. Very low probability of chickens though.

  7. emb Avatar
    emb

    Debbe: The 5th [or 6th, depending on how you count] is just as bad. Wife [25 July 1930-28 Dec. 2010], not mom.

    Trucker: That was a hoot.

    OB: Had to go back to find out why. First thought meters/cubits/feet [that could be a deep poo], but then Providence, where my USPS zipped here from.

    All:

    http://www.bemidjipioneer.com/news/region/3908997-video-spinning-ice-circle-phenomenon-provides-draw-near-brainerd

    Elder son pastors a UMC east of Brainerd. Don’t know if he’s seen the ice circle. Can’t do the math for you, but not hard to envision a mechanism. Easy to see why it’s a rough perfect circle, and why it won’t last long.

    Debbe: What is that kitty scared of?

    Peace, emb

  8. Ghost Rider 6 Avatar
    Ghost Rider 6

    Debbe:

    “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’ Matthew 25:40

    I’ve always felt that “the least of these brothers and sisters” includes animals. And no, I don’t belong to PETA, either.

  9. emb Avatar
    emb

    Ghost: I’m an omnivore, but will eat neither whale, primate, nor elephant. Of course, don’t have access to the latter two, but did try whale decades back ’50s.

    All: Brooke has a new strip, Wahoo Terminal, on the Pibgorn site. Sent the flies one 2 days ago [Brooke’s flies are quite well done]. Here’s today’s, and you can arrow back as far as you want.

    http://www.gocomics.com/pibgorn/2015/12/23

    Peace, emb

  10. emb Avatar
    emb

    Jackie: ‘Why can’t I meet some charming, funny, erudite, educated men like this but unmarried and not interested in such?’ Because you’re unwilling to travel this far N. [Also, I have someone else in mind who loves winter.] Peace, emb

  11. Old Bear Avatar
    Old Bear

    emb
    Yes I saw your package was posted from Coventry.
    Have a correspondent from Warwick

    old joke
    RI has 6 counties — 4 at high tide.

  12. Jerry in Fl Avatar
    Jerry in Fl

    Which state has no counties?

  13. Old Bear Avatar
    Old Bear

    Jerry
    The state of confusion.

  14. Old Bear Avatar
    Old Bear

    Jerry
    parishes in louisiana

    Some states are not States

    Debbe your package is on its way

  15. Mark in TTown Avatar
    Mark in TTown

    OB, some are Commonwealths.

  16. Ghost Rider 6 Avatar
    Ghost Rider 6

    Jackie, perhaps because we charming, funny, erudite, educated, unmarried men are in short supply and high demand these days? 🙂

  17. Ghost Rider 6 Avatar
    Ghost Rider 6

    December 23rd is National Pfeffernüsse Day. That’s a cookie, not a Valkyrie lady part.

  18. Jeff from Shelby Twp MI Avatar
    Jeff from Shelby Twp MI

    Love the retro strip. I myself am a fan of the Cobra make and that makes Arlo’s interest in the car that much more enjoyable for me. Chances are if you see a Cobra on the road it isn’t original. There is a big industry in replicas. I can see them owning a Cobra replica. Both of them had professional office jobs, Gene is out of the house. A Cobra replica is well within the income of such a family. Arlo seems the type. Driving through curvy mountain roads is indeed something you would seek out if you owned such a car. Janis isn’t there, but so what? They give each other their own space. I am sure she is doing exactly what she wants and not missing Arlo. That may be part of the reason they still make sparks fly when they are together is that they give each other time alone.

    But of course, it is just a comic strip. We tend to put more into them than Jimmy intended.

  19. emb Avatar
    emb

    Which has a flag that is not a rectangle? [Easy.] One [maybe more] of its colleges is on a river; many of its faculty live across the river because housing is cheaper there.

    Peace, emb

  20.  Avatar

    Suppose I will settle for married ones then, since I’ve no interest in being married. Once was enough. Although I do like Ghosts slogan Millionaire Widow Lady for my business cards.

    Starting to get wheels in gear for my spring which begins first week in February. Actually have been working.

    Probably need something to eat as I am shaking.

  21. Steve From Royal Oak, MI Avatar

    Jackie, if it is not too personal, how long were you married? You might have answered that earlier.

  22. Ghost Rider 6 Avatar
    Ghost Rider 6

    “Millionaire Widow Lady” is, of course, not copyrighted, and I would be tickled if you actually put it on your cards, Jackie.

  23. sandcastlerâ„¢ Avatar
    sandcastlerâ„¢

    Jeff, one can still see the real Cobra’s being driven on the road. Attaching a link to the 2014 Colorado Grand. Lots of great cars from the 30’s to the 60’s in this annual road rally.
    http://www.pinterest.com/sandcastler/colorado-grand/

  24. sandcastlerâ„¢ Avatar
    sandcastlerâ„¢

    Quote of the year just flashed by on the screen, “All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.”