A pithy comic strip about life, love, lust and puthy cats.

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Gratuitous Gratuity

By Jimmy Johnson


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Hooray! It seems the EarthLink servers are up and running, again. I was getting worried after two days of “This Page Cannot Be Displayed” error messages. I will say, I have been with EarthLink since I launched my first Web site back in the 90s, and the reliability has been outstanding—with only the occasional hiccup. Today, I have another Sunday A&J from 1994. This is a mild example of the insecurity that characterized Janis in the early years. Janis since has mellowed and enjoys life and marriage much more these days. In reality, the waiter or waitress who hovers constantly around me and pesters me with ceaseless questions and attention is not ingratiating himself. But reality is what insecurity is all about, is?

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257 responses to “Gratuitous Gratuity”

  1. Llee Avatar

    Ursen- yep! We are blessed….
    Sand- you’re back!

  2. Denise in Michigan Avatar
    Denise in Michigan

    sandcastler is back! Where is Loon?

  3. sandcastler™ Avatar
    sandcastler™

    We are both online; wifi was a tad spotty for awhile.

  4. sandcastler™ Avatar
    sandcastler™

    Mark, is that article going to egg ’em on?

  5. Ghost Rider 6 Avatar
    Ghost Rider 6

    Due to the reported accuracy of the egg bombardments, I suspect this may be involved…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr6vCwVr3ys

    When egg cannons are outlawed, only outlaws will have egg cannons.

  6. Village Loon Avatar
    Village Loon

    Finnish Angry Birds have been found on six continents. Article doesn’t mention of victims are a family egg stealing pigs, usually AB’s chief target.

  7. Ghost Rider 6 Avatar
    Ghost Rider 6

    I thought “Finnish Angry Birds” was the name of the Finnish Air Force’s Aerial Demonstration Team.

  8. curmudgeonly ex-professor Avatar
    curmudgeonly ex-professor

    Gal- “Scotoma” was new to me, as well. This place can be edifying!

  9. Mark in TTown Avatar
    Mark in TTown

    Gives a whole new meaning to “shelling” a target doesn’t it? The poor homeowner hasn’t managed to scramble his defenses either. I don’t know if Ghost’s egg cannon is doing it. The article said the offenders were launching 5-6 eggs at once. Maybe they have an egg-firing version of a Stalin organ.

  10. Ghost Rider 6 Avatar
    Ghost Rider 6

    “Abugida”…now there is an obscure word. It’s not even in Dictionary.com.

  11. Ghost Rider 6 Avatar
    Ghost Rider 6

    Mark, this is the MELS (Multiple Egg Launch System) I suspect is the delivery method being used by the bad eggs in Cleveland.

    http://www.combatindex.com/hardware/images/land/datapageimages/mlrs_wide.jpg

  12. curmudgeonly ex-professor Avatar
    curmudgeonly ex-professor

    If I recall, “abugida” was coined about 25 years ago, so doesn’t go back too far. I heard/read of it in one of my “The Great Courses” purchases.

  13. Ghost Rider 6 Avatar
    Ghost Rider 6

    Harrison Ford crashes his airplane on a SoCal golf course on a beautiful afternoon, and there just happen to be physicians nearby to rush to his aid. Gosh, what are the odds of that?

  14. Jerry in Fl Avatar
    Jerry in Fl

    Apparently his third crash, not counting the one with Ann Heche, and who would want to? Tom, yes, anything our esteemed Gov. Scott says is the rule. I wonder. Is there a certain prison that former governors are sent to? Anyone from Louisiana or Alabama know?

  15. Mark in TTown Avatar
    Mark in TTown

    So, emergency landing lesson 1 for small plane pilots, Land on a golf course, not the highway. The quality of medical care is better.

    But wait till he gets the bill from the course for repair work to the greens! Although the course can put up a sign: “Harrison Ford crashed here.”

  16. Jerry in Fl Avatar
    Jerry in Fl

    BTW, does anyone know whatever happened to the Rosetta spacecraft after its five year voyage to explore the universe?

  17. Jerry in Fl Avatar
    Jerry in Fl

    How could I have left out Illinois? It seems to be a tradition there. Other states to have sent former governors to prison: Virginia, Rhode Island, W. Virginia, Connecticut, S. Dakota and Arizona. Other states had governors who entered pleas and did not go to prison.

  18. sandcastler™ Avatar
    sandcastler™

    Does Harrison Ford score his landing as a birdie or a bogey? Does the FAA give mulligans?

  19. Ghost Rider 6 Avatar
    Ghost Rider 6

    Jerry, the Federal Prison Camp located at Auxiliary Field Six, Elgin AFB, FL (aka Club Fed) has had some distinguished alumni.

  20. Ghost Rider 6 Avatar
    Ghost Rider 6

    Debbe 😉 You’ve probably noticed I haven’t sent you any music links lately, but that’s because you commented your computer’s sound card had malf’d. Has your son come up with a work-around for that yet?

  21. Ghost Rider 6 Avatar
    Ghost Rider 6

    sand, Ford was lucky his landing didn’t get carded as a “hole in one”. Like a thirty foot long T-28 trainer I know of that fit into a ten foot deep hole in the ground, student, instructor pilot and all. The only thing good you could say about that was it really simplified things for the recovery crew. They didn’t have to hunt all over the countryside for the wreckage.

  22. Denise in Michigan Avatar
    Denise in Michigan

    Loon is back, too!