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Salad Daze

By Jimmy Johnson


I would fully expect to be schooled about the authentic chimpanzee diet in response to the above cartoon from 2000. I know. Chimpanzees in the wild don’t eat a lot of lettuce; they do eat fruit, and they will eat meat when they come across it, i.e., catch a hapless critter and beat it to death. However, what chimps really eat is not important. This is a dinner-table conversation between man and wife. It doesn’t matter if Arlo is spot-on from a zoological standpoint. He’s just saying what anyone might say in response to one too many salads. This sort of pedantic observation by some readers is as old as the rotary press, but today, in the age of online comments, Boy Howdy!
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77 responses to “Salad Daze”

  1. Rick in Shermantown, Ohio Avatar
    Rick in Shermantown, Ohio

    “…that close…” Vive la dif·fé·rence.

  2. Rick in Shermantown, Ohio Avatar
    Rick in Shermantown, Ohio

    Today is my son’s 31st birthday.

  3. Rick in Shermantown, Ohio Avatar
    Rick in Shermantown, Ohio

    “This sort of pedantic observation by some readers…”

    Good one, Jimmy.

  4. JACKQULINE MONIES Avatar
    JACKQULINE MONIES

    Hoist by their own pedantry.

  5. JACKQULINE MONIES Avatar
    JACKQULINE MONIES

    I wonder if our chickens will resume laying eggs? Or if they never quit and one of them is hoarding the group’s output and hatching baby chicks?

  6. The formerly dry person known as sandcastler Avatar
    The formerly dry person known as sandcastler

    Sunday morning in a Walmart parking lot, seems Amazon has not done in brick & mortar retail.

  7. TruckerRon Avatar

    Interesting advice from a fashion designer:

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/dont-bathe-more-once-week-says-designer-westwood-175724636.html

    Of course I last bathed in 2009 to keep my implant site dry. And I usually shower daily. Baths aren’t my thing at all since they take longer and use much more water.

  8. JACKQULINE MONIES Avatar
    JACKQULINE MONIES

    I suspect they mean hygiene in general, not bathe in sense of immersion. In other words they aren’t very clean and may smell.

  9. Rick in Shermantown, Ohio Avatar
    Rick in Shermantown, Ohio

    Ten years ago today, I started my second career. With luck, I will be able to go at least six more.

    Ten years gone already…

  10. Rick Drury Avatar
    Rick Drury

    I have this strip (personalized) hanging on the wall by my bedroom door! Love me some A & J.
    Anybody hear about fulfillment of JJ’s Kickstarter? I trust it’ll happen, but can’t get update.

  11. TruckerRon Avatar

    Rick in Shermantown, Ohio: Ten years ago today, I started my second career. With luck, I will be able to go at least six more.

    You’ll end up with 8 careers.

    Let’s see, I’ve worked as a tech writer, taught college math, drove a big rig (my favorite!), worked in front office for Habitat for Humanity, and now work as a proctor in a testing center. Then there’s the volunteer stuff I’ve done…

    No wonder I feel so tired! And I’ll need 3 more careers to match you.

  12. Rick in Shermantown, Ohio Avatar
    Rick in Shermantown, Ohio

    TruckerRon:

    Good one. Yes, I did mistype a little.

    I’ve had quite a number of jobs, too. More than I care to remember.

  13. JERRY IN FL Avatar
    JERRY IN FL

    Check the news. Horrible in Las Vegas last night.

  14. Llee Avatar

    Sept. 13, 2017
    ” Speaking of stoves, I finally am back at my drawing board after having to be away the better part of two weeks, but the much-delayed book project is alone on the front burner here. I hope to wrap it up in early October. I’ve made similar predictions in the past, and it is true work has been done, but it’s way past time to deliver this thing. I owe you, and I’m on it. I’ll be talking more about this as the project swings into high gear.”

  15. Mark from TTown Avatar
    Mark from TTown

    Jerry, yes I saw the story. And decided not to mention it here because I didn’t want to start the week off here with horrible. That’s just my own feelings, no disrespect intended to you.

    LLee, thanks for reminding people of Jimmy’s earlier comments about the book that was part of the Kickstarter rewards. I wonder, though, about the people who wanted the artwork. Jimmy hasn’t really said anything about that, but I know Jackie, for one, got hers.

  16. JACKQULINE MONIES Avatar
    JACKQULINE MONIES

    I think I was supposed to get one or two of the individual character drawings, ie. Janis or Arlo or Ludwig. I never bothered Jimmy about it as I figured he was swamped and I was happy to get my original strips.

    Think I may have been largest donor but I was happy to help Jimmy with a project I thought commendable. I really owe Jimmy for all the joy and laughter he has given me in dark times.

    And Ghost keeps saying we should send Jimmy a REALLY big fruit basket. ????

  17. JERRY IN FL Avatar
    JERRY IN FL

    I intended to feed the cats, check the headlines and go back to bed, but I’ve been too upset. I’m headed that way now though. Retirement is rough.

  18. JACKQULINE MONIES Avatar
    JACKQULINE MONIES

    It is that.

  19. Rick in Shermantown, Ohio Avatar
    Rick in Shermantown, Ohio

    Jerry:

    If you are serious, how is retirement rough?

    I’m facing it in about six years when I hit 70.

  20. The Man Formerly Known as sandcastler™ Avatar
    The Man Formerly Known as sandcastler™

    Tom Petty died and rose again, all in a single.